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    Q: Why are polar bears and baby seals white?
    A: God made the seals white so they could hide in the snow from the bears. He made the bears white so they could sneak up on the seals.

    Q: Why do female hormones stop a woman's facial hair from growing?
    A: Because God knew they would look better without it.
    Q: Then why did God put the hair there in the first place?
    A: Because He just did, that's why.
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    Originally posted by catstorm
    Q: Why are polar bears and baby seals white?
    A: God made the seals white so they could hide in the snow from the bears. He made the bears white so they could sneak up on the seals.

    Q: Why do female hormones stop a woman's facial hair from growing?
    A: Because God knew they would look better without it.
    Q: Then why did God put the hair there in the first place?
    A: Because He just did, that's why.
    q: why did god give the spalax an eye it cannot use?

    a: errmm....errrrr.....the phones ringing, i gotta go!
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    Thank you for your contribution to science.
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    Why did God give Chickens a desire to cross roads?
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    Why is the grass always greener?
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    Creationism takes no position on whether or not chickens have free will. That the grass is always greener is, to date, in unproven hypothesis.
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    Why is the grass not always greener?
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    I apologize in advance to anyone who is offended by this discussuon. I am not ridiculing anyone's faith. All of my Q and A are taken from genuine creationist literature. I take no responsability for other people's contributions.

    Q: Were there dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?
    A: Yes, and some of them could breathe fire.
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    Originally posted by catstorm
    Q: Why are polar bears and baby seals white?
    A: God made the seals white so they could hide in the snow from the bears. He made the bears white so they could sneak up on the seals.

    Q: Why do female hormones stop a woman's facial hair from growing?
    A: Because God knew they would look better without it.
    Q: Then why did God put the hair there in the first place?
    A: Because He just did, that's why.
    General answer to all questions: God moves in mysterious ways.
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    24 Jan '15 18:521 edit
    Originally posted by catstorm
    I am not ridiculing anyone's faith.
    I am pretty sure you are. And I think it is a good thing. I just wish more people were willing to do the same for all religious people, not just creationists.
    Seriously, fire breathing dinosaurs on the ark are no more ridiculous than virgin births or rising from the dead - or gods in general.
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    24 Jan '15 19:021 edit
    Originally posted by twhitehead
    I am pretty sure you are. And I think it is a good thing. I just wish more people were willing to do the same for all religious people, not just creationists.
    Seriously, fire breathing dinosaurs on the ark are no more ridiculous than virgin births or rising from the dead - or gods in general.
    I remember a thread (with Suzianne amongst others) where we debated the difference between 'sensible' miracles and 'ridiculous' miracles. (A.K.A Christian miracles v Muslim miracles).

    I am not often surprised by posts in this forum but this one took me a while to get my head around.
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    Q: If God wants us to be fruitful and multiply, why did he make childbirth so difficult and painful, that many women and children have died from labor complications?

    A: ........
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    If God had existed since forever, why did he make the universe only six thousand years ago?
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    Q. Why did God make the Universe look as if he doesn't exist?

    A. To TEST our Faith.
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