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do animals go to heaven?

do animals go to heaven?

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Originally posted by murrow
quite.

any ideas?
Some other, more powerful God?

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Originally posted by bbarr
Some other, more powerful God?
of COURSE!

that answers everything!

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Originally posted by murrow
of COURSE!

that answers everything!
Maybe the human brain?

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Originally posted by murrow
of COURSE!

that answers everything!
Anyway, who made the map???😀😀😀

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
Anyway, who made the map???😀😀😀
The Balloon Lady

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Originally posted by murrow
hmmmmm?
I went down to the university observatory this last Friday. I looked through a large telescope at a globular cluster which contained over 100,000 stars. The stars at its center are approximately 13 billion years old (nearly as old as the universe itself). It was in that moment that I realized that God had decided to create this unfathomably large cluster of stars within an infintesimally small fraction of the universe just so that a few minutes worth of light could make the long journey through empty space, through the earth's atmosphere, onto the telescope's front lens, down into the eye piece, through my pupil, and finally arrive at its destination on the back of my eye. God made this just for me. He made the globular cluster and everything in outerspace just for humans because we are the height of his creation. We are the crowning achievement. We are the best that an omniscient mind can dream up.

Do animals go to heaven? Don't be silly. Why would God want stupid creatures like dolphins and apes, when he has the very greatest beings his handiwork can produce right here with us?

Moral of the story: Animals are worthless. Humans are all God cares about. The Universe is our playground.

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
But who made god?
Muffy, of course. Don't you know anything?

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Originally posted by murrow
also, is there *anyone* here who seriously believes that animals go to heaven?

(or does anyone have a link to a thread where this was discussed?)
Yes, I do believe that animals go to Heaven. I'm not sure if it is the same Heaven that we go to. I do believe that God takes care of them though.

It all goes back to the soul. Everybody knows that animals are alive and that they have personalities. This is really all the evidence that I need. It's true that they don't reason the way we do, but who's to say they won't come back as humans?

By the way, does anybody know where the Bible talks about this?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Muffy, of course. Don't you know anything?
Muffy hasn't been getting much credit of late. It is good of you to remind us.

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Originally posted by telerion
I went down to the university observatory this last Friday. I looked through a large telescope at a globular cluster which contained over 100,000 stars. The stars at its center are approximately 13 billion years old (nearly as old as the universe itself). It was in that moment that I realized that God had decided to create this unfathomably large cluster ...[text shortened]... story: Animals are worthless. Humans are all God cares about. The Universe is our playground.
???

*Cough!*

Tel?

Whats going on here?

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Originally posted by murrow
hmmmmm?
Yes if they were good . Except for Hitler's dog , and Nixon's dog .

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You're all dickheads.

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Originally posted by Pullhard
You're all dickheads.
Richard?

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Originally posted by bbarr
Some other, more powerful God?
Ah, but who made that God? I bet you never thought of that!

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Originally posted by murrow
hmmmmm?
No one goes to heaven. Not even animals.

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