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"Although you were warned to aquaint yourselves with the origonal manual before you departing , a great number of you did not."If you've seen one manual, you've seen them all" has proved to be a cavalier attitude that many of you have lived to regret, even though most of you are too stunned and dazed by the process to remember just exactly what it is you are regretting. Being four hundred light years from home and suddenly wondering "Did I forget my toothbrush?" is both annoying to Mission Control as well as useless to the mission.
So , for those of you who left your galaxy without it, an unprecedented reprinting of the manual has been authorized by the mission's governing councils. This is the remedial version of the origonal manual because you couldn't possibly handle the unexpurgated version at this time. This is the official American and Canadian translation, written in the vernacular and made current to your circumstances. It is the strong recomendations of the Councils, now that you have yourselves totally disassembled, why not take a moment and read the instructions? It is , after all, at your request yhat we had them written." -The Intergalactic Council (The Confederated Interuniversal Councils, The United Stellar Alliances and The Greater Interdimensional Federation of Light.)
This is at the start of a very short book. Its called 'Spacial note from publisher'. Anyone interested?
So , for those of you who left your galaxy without it, an unprecedented reprinting of the manual has been authorized by the mission's governing councils. This is the remedial version of the origonal manual because you couldn't possibly handle the unexpurgated version at this time. This is the official American and Canadian translation, written in the vernacular and made current to your circumstances. It is the strong recomendations of the Councils, now that you have yourselves totally disassembled, why not take a moment and read the instructions? It is , after all, at your request yhat we had them written." -The Intergalactic Council (The Confederated Interuniversal Councils, The United Stellar Alliances and The Greater Interdimensional Federation of Light.)
This is at the start of a very short book. Its called 'Spacial note from publisher'. Anyone interested?