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    12 Mar '13 15:04
    Great story of God's ability to reach out and make himself known to us.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475/
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    12 Mar '13 15:10
    Originally posted by Zamboner
    Great story of God's ability to reach out and make himself known to us.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475/
    It's The Onion. They take sarcasm to an art form over there.
  3. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    12 Mar '13 15:23
    Originally posted by Zamboner
    Great story of God's ability to reach out and make himself known to us.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475/
    Why does God make cripples and retards Zamboner?
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    12 Mar '13 15:25
    All I wanted was a nice thread about a nice story.
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    12 Mar '13 15:25
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Why does God make cripples and retards Zamboner?
    Maybe he's pissed off that he doesn't exist.
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    12 Mar '13 15:30
    Originally posted by Zamboner
    All I wanted was a nice thread about a nice story.
    Does it matter to you if the story is true?
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    12 Mar '13 15:43
    Originally posted by PsychoPawn
    Does it matter to you if the story is true?
    What do you mean?
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    12 Mar '13 15:46
    Originally posted by Zamboner
    What do you mean?
    I mean the article you posted is not a true story.

    You said you wanted a nice thread about a nice story. The story you posted is fiction.

    If you don't care about whether the story happened or not then fine, just thought it would be more meaningful if the story was true.
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    12 Mar '13 15:52
    Originally posted by PsychoPawn
    I mean the article you posted is not a true story.

    You said you wanted a nice thread about a nice story. The story you posted is fiction.

    If you don't care about whether the story happened or not then fine, just thought it would be more meaningful if the story was true.
    NO! Say it ain't so, Captain Obvious!
  10. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    12 Mar '13 16:01
    Originally posted by Zamboner
    NO! Say it ain't so, Captain Obvious!
    Kill yourself.
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    12 Mar '13 16:01
    Originally posted by Zamboner
    NO! Say it ain't so, Captain Obvious!
    Thank you captain density.

    So you don't care if it is true. That wasn't so hard a question to answer was it?
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    12 Mar '13 16:36
    Originally posted by Zamboner
    Great story of God's ability to reach out and make himself known to us.
    Gods ability to reach out and make himself known to us is a story, but no, it is not a great one. Its a malicious piece of fiction that theists have been using for centuries to try and convert people to their religions.
    So no, its not a nice thread, nor a nice story.
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    12 Mar '13 16:45
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Kill yourself.
    I just may if I have to keep up the conversation with this lot. Christ almighty!
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    12 Mar '13 16:501 edit
    Originally posted by PsychoPawn
    Thank you captain density.

    So you don't care if it is true. That wasn't so hard a question to answer was it?
    Am I obliged to answer all your questions with the seriousness of a POW like Twithead the sullen psychopath there?

    You people need some help. Seek God! He'll free your soul from whatever bondage is afflicting you.
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    12 Mar '13 16:56
    Originally posted by Zamboner
    Seek God! He'll free your soul from whatever bondage is afflicting you.
    she will prolly answer, "no"...

    sequestration castration you know...
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