Originally posted by darvlay dj2becker comes in as the clear favourite because he's young, abused consistently and there's only so much material on google he can cut and paste. 2:1
KellyJay's patience seems like a vast reservoir, but sooner or later the good times must end. I put him at 10:1
Coletti seems like he's here to stay. He gets along reasonably well with the other ...[text shortened]... tined to stay on Earth and rot with the rest of us, so they cannot possibly be raptured. 1000:1
WHERE DO YOU PUT THE CLOSET CHRISTIAN, NO1MARAUDER? WHILE HE DENIES BEING A BELIEVER, AS PSEUDO JESUS, I KNOW THAT HE PRAYS TO GOD EVERY NIGHT AS HE GETS A$$ RAPED IN HIS CELL. I KNOW HE TELLS EVERYONE HE'S A LAWYER, BUT, IN REALITY HE'S A PEDOPHILE SENTENCED TO LIFE IMPRISONMENT IN A FEDERAL PUMP ME IN THE A$$ PRISON.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate WHERE DO YOU PUT THE CLOSET CHRISTIAN, NO1MARAUDER? WHILE HE DENIES BEING A BELIEVER, AS PSEUDO JESUS, I KNOW THAT HE PRAYS TO GOD EVERY NIGHT AS HE GETS A$$ RAPED IN HIS CELL. I KNOW HE TELLS EVERYONE HE'S A LAWYER, BUT, IN REALITY HE'S A PEDOPHILE SENTENCED TO LIFE IMPRISONMENT IN A FEDERAL PUMP ME IN THE A$$ PRISON.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate THAT'S A COMMON MISCONCEPTION, THE HOLES ARE IN HIS WRISTS AND HE DOESN'T NEED TO EAT ANYMORE ANYWAY. SCREW NOT WITH JESUS LEST HE SCREW UNTO YOU.
PSEUDO JESUS OUT!
OK , on easter we go to sunrise service and reenact the stone being rolled away from the tomb and the subsequent emergance of the corpse/savoir guy . Fine , I got that . But at what point does he see or not see his shadow and proclaim whether there'll be 6 more weeks of winter?
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate PERHAPS THIS IS HELL, JUST NOT AS HOT AS PROMISED AND WITH FEWER PITCHFORKS.... AS ETERNAL DAMNATION GOES THIS AIN'T SO BAD... EXCEPT WE'VE GOT TO PUT UP WITH NON-SUBSCRIBER RIFF RAFF.
Originally posted by Moldy Crow OK , on easter we go to sunrise service and reenact the stone being rolled away from the tomb and the subsequent emergance of the corpse/savoir guy . Fine , I got that . But at what point does he see or not see his shadow and proclaim whether there'll be 6 more weeks of winter?
JESUS WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT OUT TO CATCH UP WITH THE MARDI GRAS CELEBRATIONS. WITH THAT WATER TO WINE TRICK JESUS WAS AND IS A PARTY ANIMAL. JESUS SPENDS A LOT OF TIME IN NEW ORLEANS AROUND ABOUT JAZZ FEST AND HE LOVES TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH WITH EMERIL.
Originally posted by darvlay dj2becker comes in as the clear favourite because he's young, abused consistently and there's only so much material on google he can cut and paste. 2:1
KellyJay's patience seems like a vast reservoir, but sooner or later the good times must end. I put him at 10:1
Coletti seems like he's here to stay. He gets along reasonably well with the other ...[text shortened]... tined to stay on Earth and rot with the rest of us, so they cannot possibly be raptured. 1000:1
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate COME ON NOW, THIS THREAD IS BEGGING FOR IT!
OK , tell us - was Mary M an animal in the sack or what ? I mean , after you saved her from that mob she must have thought you could walk on water ! She had to have been on you like a coyote on a pork chop !
Originally posted by Moldy Crow OK , tell us - was Mary M an animal in the sack or what ? I mean , after you saved her from that mob she must have thought you could walk on water ! She had to have been on you like a coyote on a pork chop !
LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY, SHE WAS REALLY INTO THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST TAG TEAM ACTION.
Has the Rapture come and gone?
19 Jul '05 19:42
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