Originally posted by darvlayWHERE DO YOU PUT THE CLOSET CHRISTIAN, NO1MARAUDER? WHILE HE DENIES BEING A BELIEVER, AS PSEUDO JESUS, I KNOW THAT HE PRAYS TO GOD EVERY NIGHT AS HE GETS A$$ RAPED IN HIS CELL. I KNOW HE TELLS EVERYONE HE'S A LAWYER, BUT, IN REALITY HE'S A PEDOPHILE SENTENCED TO LIFE IMPRISONMENT IN A FEDERAL PUMP ME IN THE A$$ PRISON.
dj2becker comes in as the clear favourite because he's young, abused consistently and there's only so much material on google he can cut and paste. 2:1
KellyJay's patience seems like a vast reservoir, but sooner or later the good times must end. I put him at 10:1
Coletti seems like he's here to stay. He gets along reasonably well with the other ...[text shortened]... tined to stay on Earth and rot with the rest of us, so they cannot possibly be raptured. 1000:1
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI must say your Jesus impression is spot-on...
WHERE DO YOU PUT THE CLOSET CHRISTIAN, NO1MARAUDER? WHILE HE DENIES BEING A BELIEVER, AS PSEUDO JESUS, I KNOW THAT HE PRAYS TO GOD EVERY NIGHT AS HE GETS A$$ RAPED IN HIS CELL. I KNOW HE TELLS EVERYONE HE'S A LAWYER, BUT, IN REALITY HE'S A PEDOPHILE SENTENCED TO LIFE IMPRISONMENT IN A FEDERAL PUMP ME IN THE A$$ PRISON.
Originally posted by Moldy CrowTHAT'S A COMMON MISCONCEPTION, THE HOLES ARE IN HIS WRISTS AND HE DOESN'T NEED TO EAT ANYMORE ANYWAY. SCREW NOT WITH JESUS LEST HE SCREW UNTO YOU.
How well do you know him? Is it true he doesn't eat M&M's because they fall through the holes in his hands?
PSEUDO JESUS OUT!
Originally posted by Hand of HecateOK , on easter we go to sunrise service and reenact the stone being rolled away from the tomb and the subsequent emergance of the corpse/savoir guy . Fine , I got that . But at what point does he see or not see his shadow and proclaim whether there'll be 6 more weeks of winter?
THAT'S A COMMON MISCONCEPTION, THE HOLES ARE IN HIS WRISTS AND HE DOESN'T NEED TO EAT ANYMORE ANYWAY. SCREW NOT WITH JESUS LEST HE SCREW UNTO YOU.
PSEUDO JESUS OUT!
Originally posted by Moldy CrowJESUS WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT OUT TO CATCH UP WITH THE MARDI GRAS CELEBRATIONS. WITH THAT WATER TO WINE TRICK JESUS WAS AND IS A PARTY ANIMAL. JESUS SPENDS A LOT OF TIME IN NEW ORLEANS AROUND ABOUT JAZZ FEST AND HE LOVES TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH WITH EMERIL.
OK , on easter we go to sunrise service and reenact the stone being rolled away from the tomb and the subsequent emergance of the corpse/savoir guy . Fine , I got that . But at what point does he see or not see his shadow and proclaim whether there'll be 6 more weeks of winter?
BAM! PSEUDO JESUS OUT!
Originally posted by darvlayYou could put chinking at even odds
dj2becker comes in as the clear favourite because he's young, abused consistently and there's only so much material on google he can cut and paste. 2:1
KellyJay's patience seems like a vast reservoir, but sooner or later the good times must end. I put him at 10:1
Coletti seems like he's here to stay. He gets along reasonably well with the other ...[text shortened]... tined to stay on Earth and rot with the rest of us, so they cannot possibly be raptured. 1000:1
Originally posted by Moldy CrowLET'S PUT IT THIS WAY, SHE WAS REALLY INTO THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST TAG TEAM ACTION.
OK , tell us - was Mary M an animal in the sack or what ? I mean , after you saved her from that mob she must have thought you could walk on water ! She had to have been on you like a coyote on a pork chop !