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Originally posted by Moldy CrowDARV IS THE ANTI-CHRIST... I THOUGHT YOU KNEW? AFTERALL, YOU ARE THE HEAD OF THE GRAND RHP INQUISITION.
If the rapture has indeed come and gone ; or if it hasn't but is eminent , shouldn't we be having primary elections for antichrist soon ?
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Originally posted by Moldy CrowYOU FAIL TO SEE THE ENORMOUS BUREAUCRACY THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD ITS IS TO GET FLYING MONKEYS? NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT THEY CRAP EVERYWHERE, FROM ALTITUDE AND AT SPEED. PLUS THE FLEA INFESTED, HAIRBALL, EATING MACHINES KEEP STEALING THE TRUMPETS.
Well he's doing a piss poor job of it . I don't see xtians being tortured , one evil world govt(well , not a new one - we've still got the same ole one) , no tatoos with the mark o' the beast . Come on ! These are the end times ! I want some action here ! Some trumpets from on high as seals are opened , funky cool skeletons on horses , flyin' monkeys and shite like that ! Let's get shagging here !
TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT YOU HAVE A COUPLE OF MILLENIA BEFORE WERE READY TO SMITE THE HEATHENS.
PSEUDO JESUS OUT!
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Originally posted by darvlayNope! If it did, there would be no question. What would happen it an airplane had a pilot and co-pilot were christians? It would CRASH, things would get real messy.
The glaring absences of RBHILL, Darfius and Blindfaith101 can no longer be ignored. Has the Rapture, in fact, come and gone and left the rest of us non-charismatic mortals who don't have a one-on-one, up-close-and-personal relationship with His Holiness JC the First here on Earth with our members swingin' in the wind?
If so, how do you plan to cope with the upcoming plagues and how do you plan to survive without the mark?
Originally posted by LangtreeSo you believe that the tribulations will begin after the Rapture? You know there is no scriptual basis for that, right? If I were you, I would start stocking up on canned goods, just in case. You never know with this God...
I don't I won't be there, I going up with the rapture. I accepted God's gift of eternal life in South Korea 1977.
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Originally posted by darvlayOk, wise guy😉 I am aware of the different millenial positions. It is an interesting debate. I support my position, by understanding the purpose of the tribulation period. First, it is God dealing with Israel, which I distinguish from the church. Secondly, it is God judging a rebellious and sinful world. I do find that Post-millenial position is the most fantastic, because they believe the world is getting better. Even if there is a chance I have to go through the Tribulation period, I won't last long, because I won't accept the Mark of the Beast,( the one way ticket to eternal torment.) that will mean I will be executed, so it is a win/win situation for me. Look forward to your next post. All the best. Tigran🙂
So you believe that the tribulations will begin after the Rapture? You know there is no scriptual basis for that, right? If I were you, I would start stocking up on canned goods, just in case. You never know with this God...
Originally posted by LangtreeHey Tigran. I must say that if the seven bowls, seals, trumpets, warluses and whatelses of the apocalypse begin to unleash their fury and government policy is changed so that everyone MUST receive a "mark" to buy, sell or trade any goods, I would find it extremely hard to believe that anyone would accept it. Most people can see their hand in front of their face and would realize that perhaps the Book of Revelation was right after all and take their chances with the guillotine. That being said, I also don't buy into the post-tribulation rapture theory; it makes no logical sense. But hey, neither does the Bible so who knows, right?
Ok, wise guy😉 I am aware of the different millenial positions. It is an interesting debate. I support my position, by understanding the purpose of the tribulation period. First, it is God dealing with Israel, which I distinguish from the church. Secondly, it is God judging a rebellious and sinful world. I do find that Post-millenial position is the m ...[text shortened]... d, so it is a win/win situation for me. Look forward to your next post. All the best. Tigran🙂
Originally posted by darvlayWait a minute.........What am I still doing here?
The glaring absences of RBHILL, Darfius and Blindfaith101 can no longer be ignored. Has the Rapture, in fact, come and gone and left the rest of us non-charismatic mortals who don't have a one-on-one, up-close-and-personal relationship with His Holiness JC the First here on Earth with our members swingin' in the wind?
If so, how do you plan to cope with the upcoming plagues and how do you plan to survive without the mark?