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He could be dead you know!

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In Old Testament days God interacted very publically with humans. In the New Testament there are a few public displays. In the Book of the Apocalypse he promises a big finale VERY SOON, while the Babylonian empire is still all-powerful.
Then,,,, nothing. Admit it folks. God achieved what only a god could. And then he died. :'(
His creation lives on and we worship his memory so don't cry. Enjoy what he has left us but don't bank on an afterlife.😏

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Originally posted by Mixo
In Old Testament days God interacted very publically with humans. In the New Testament there are a few public displays. In the Book of the Apocalypse he promises a big finale VERY SOON, while the Babylonian empire is still all-powerful.
Then,,,, nothing. Admit it folks. God achieved what only a god could. And then he died. :'(
His creation lives on and we worship his memory so don't cry. Enjoy what he has left us but don't bank on an afterlife.😏
That's a scary story. God once existed. But then he committed suicide. And left us behind ...

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
That's a scary story. God once existed. But then he committed suicide. And left us behind ...
So, by the immense power of fuzzy logic!

God = Kurt Cobain

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Originally posted by Mixo
In Old Testament days God interacted very publically with humans. In the New Testament there are a few public displays. In the Book of the Apocalypse he promises a big finale VERY SOON, while the Babylonian empire is still all-powerful.
Then,,,, nothing. Admit it folks. God achieved what only a god could. And then he died. :'(
His creation lives on and we worship his memory so don't cry. Enjoy what he has left us but don't bank on an afterlife.😏
The earth is flat. Admit it, all photo's taken from space was just a hoax by the US Government. Maybe God fell of the edge?

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
That's a scary story. God once existed. But then he committed suicide. And left us behind ...
Alternatively, maybe he's absence is just temporary. He may reboot at any moment.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Alternatively, maybe he's absence is just temporary. He may reboot at any moment.
That's right! Has anyone looked to see if the vacation flag is up?

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Originally posted by Mixo
That's right! Has anyone looked to see if the vacation flag is up?
Unfortunately, he has an infinite timebank.

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Originally posted by Mixo
In Old Testament days God interacted very publically with humans.
why so certain that God ever existed for real? - ze-geh!

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Originally posted by God
why so certain that God ever existed for real? - ze-geh!
Please ignore the human imagination behind the curtain...

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he doesnt talk back to me in prayers lol.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
he doesnt talk back to me in prayers lol.
Why would anyone talk to you?

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Why would anyone talk to you?
Maybe you's just call him by the wrong name ?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Maybe you's just call him by the wrong name ?
I think God has cottoned on to the fact that he is called "God" by now.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
I think God has cottoned on to the fact that he is called "God" by now.
so the all might deity answers to the name you give him?


Lets call him shep for a while, and see if he brings a stick.

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only some people claimed he answers their prayers.

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