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    How to prevent getting a crush on someone ? Is it possible to prevent it or it just happens and you have to accept it ?
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    23 Jul '08 15:53
    Originally posted by vipiu
    How to prevent getting a crush on someone ? Is it possible to prevent it or it just happens and you have to accept it ?
    It is impossible to prevent. Just normal hormonal action. Don't fight it: it won't work.
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    23 Jul '08 15:57
    Punch yourself in the balls (or box) until you stop thinking about that person. Then punch yourself another good two times for good measure.
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    23 Jul '08 15:58
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Punch yourself in the balls (or box) until you stop thinking about that person. Then punch yourself another good two times for good measure.
    That works too. But I'm not a masochist, so I don't enjoy punching myself.
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    23 Jul '08 18:47
    Originally posted by scherzo
    That works too. But I'm not a masochist, so I don't enjoy punching myself.
    Pay the person you have a crush on to do it! You get rid of the crush and you get around your inability to punch yourself!
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    23 Jul '08 18:52
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Punch yourself in the balls (or box) until you stop thinking about that person. Then punch yourself another good two times for good measure.
    Or, tie a knot in it… -oh, sorry, that won’t work -that would just put you in hospital and then you would have to go through the excruciatingly embarrassing ordeal of having it carefully and slowly manually untangled by a team of super-dextrous doctors -unless, of course, that turns you on.
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    23 Jul '08 21:25
    Originally posted by scherzo
    It is impossible to prevent. Just normal hormonal action. Don't fight it: it won't work.
    you can't do this when you are married 🙁
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    23 Jul '08 21:26
    fast good advices are welcome....
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    23 Jul '08 23:40
    Originally posted by vipiu
    you can't do this when you are married 🙁
    Ouch. If you are married, you're gonna have to just live with it and hope it goes away (it always does). Just treat it like a disease: plenty of chicken soup and cough drops. And Kleenex.
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    23 Jul '08 23:40
    Originally posted by PsychoPawn
    Pay the person you have a crush on to do it! You get rid of the crush and you get around your inability to punch yourself!
    And lose the money. 😳
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    23 Jul '08 23:54
    Originally posted by scherzo
    And lose the money. 😳
    Consider it an investment!
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    24 Jul '08 00:29
    Originally posted by vipiu
    How to prevent getting a crush on someone ? Is it possible to prevent it or it just happens and you have to accept it ?
    Make a list of all the properties you like about the crush, and then show this list to your partner. Ask your partner to cultivate these properties. Either your partner will agree, in which case you will have a partner more to your liking, or she will leave you, in which case you will be free to pursue your crush. In either case, let us all know how it goes.
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    24 Jul '08 01:48
    Originally posted by Andrew Hamilton
    Or, tie a knot in it… -oh, sorry, that won’t work -that would just put you in hospital and then you would have to go through the excruciatingly embarrassing ordeal of having it carefully and slowly manually untangled by a team of super-dextrous doctors -unless, of course, that turns you on.
    You and your European, cultured ways.

    Just use your fist, or the butt of a firearm. That's the American way to do it.
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    24 Jul '08 01:56
    Originally posted by vipiu
    you can't do this when you are married 🙁
    Give your wife and marriage extra attention instead.
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    24 Jul '08 02:15
    Originally posted by bbarr
    Make a list of all the properties you like about the crush, and then show this list to your partner. Ask your partner to cultivate these properties. Either your partner will agree, in which case you will have a partner more to your liking, or she will leave you, in which case you will be free to pursue your crush. In either case, let us all know how it goes.
    When I read this I hear Commander Data from Star Trek.
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