If you are in heaven, can you commit crimes?

If you do, will you get kicked out?

Originally posted by sonhouse
If you do, will you get kicked out?

Your latter question presupposes "yes" as the answer to the previous.
If I say, "no," then your latter question has no place.

Originally posted by Big Mac
Your latter question presupposes "yes" as the answer to the previous.
If I say, "no," then your latter question has no place.

Is that a 'yes?'

yes. god has an unenviable criminal record

Originally posted by sonhouse
If you do, will you get kicked out?

What kind of crimes can you commit there? Steal someone's harp?

Originally posted by sonhouse
If you do, will you get kicked out?

Sonhouse,


You have asked this question about five or six times in that many different threads. Are you spamming the board or what?


Do you want a serious answer for discussion or do you just want to get your jollies and goof around with the Christian faith?

If you have a sincere question here I'll be happy to try to help you.

But if you just want to goof on "fundies" and jolly it up with your buddies I won't waste the time to try to help you.

So you tell me plainly please. Do you want insight into the question or do you just want to goof around and hear yourself clown around ?

If the latter is the case, no hard feelings at all. I'll just get out of the way and let you have your fun.

If the former is the case, I'll take the time to answer your question.

Be honest please.

Originally posted by jaywill
I'll just get out of the way and let you have your fun.

But you are the fun.

Is there any serious answer to this question? I'm not saying its a stupid question to ask, but its stupid to try and answer it in any meaningful way.

Originally posted by sonhouse
If you do, will you get kicked out?

You can't. You have a "new body" and are no longer capable of sinning. Yet you still have free will. [Small consolation to those who have to suffer to ensure free will on earth....]

first of all you have to accept GOd into your heart and then you will be able to go to heaven then you get a newbody in Christ and you will not sin

Originally posted by LivingForJesus
first of all you have to accept GOd into your heart and then you will be able to go to heaven then you get a newbody in Christ and you will not sin

Wasn't Lucifer in heaven? When he did his rebel thing and got kicked out? Why would he be the only one?

Originally posted by LivingForJesus
first of all you have to accept GOd into your heart and then you will be able to go to heaven then you get a newbody in Christ and you will not sin

its a no goin and you tell me do things i done runnin

Originally posted by SwissGambit
You can't. You have a "new body" and are no longer capable of sinning. Yet you still have free will. [Small consolation to those who have to suffer to ensure free will on earth....]

How do you define sin? 'Cos heaven sounds pretty boring.

And can you explain how you'll have free will if you are incapable of sinning?

Originally posted by Jake Ellison
How do you define sin? 'Cos heaven sounds pretty boring.

And can you explain how you'll have free will if you are incapable of sinning?

Typical sinner's response! If you love sinning so much, then there is a place reserved in hell for you, heathen.

In heaven, folks will have free will, but they will be so enlightened that they will not want to sin.

I know it would have been easier to just start everyone off that way, but it's kind of fun to see how many people can overcome their initial unenlightened state and reach salvation.

Originally posted by sonhouse
Wasn't Lucifer in heaven? When he did his rebel thing and got kicked out? Why would he be the only one?

It is not often discussed, but Lucifer was thrown out of heaven for engine use. It was a violation of his terms of service in heaven as it decreased the enjoyment of those who do not mind losing to a more talented player, but feel cheated when someone's ability is augmented by a non-data base program.