JW's kill puppies, walk funny, & don't bathe

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JW's kill puppies, walk funny, & don't bathe

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sumydid

Aficionado of Prawns

Spirituality

19 Nov 11

sumydid

Aficionado of Prawns

Not of this World

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19 Nov 11

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I figured... while we're at it....

sumydid

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Not of this World

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19 Nov 11

This is fun!

It's like Blazing Saddles... except the sheriff's a JW! 😲

sumydid

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19 Nov 11

Madelyne Kahn: It's twoooooo! It's TWOOOOOOOOO!!!! OHHHHhhhh Wobbie!

RJHinds

The Near Genius

Fort Gordon

Joined: 24 Jan 11
Moves: 13644

19 Nov 11

1 edit

Originally posted by sumydid
Madelyne Kahn: It's twoooooo! It's TWOOOOOOOOO!!!! OHHHHhhhh Wobbie!

Watch out for the British JW's. They may not be trustworthy.

sumydid

Aficionado of Prawns

Not of this World

Joined: 11 Apr 09
Moves: 38013

19 Nov 11

Robbie: "Excuse me while I whip this out..."

(women stare, bug-eyed, fanning themselves, and shield their children's eyes)

Robbie: "What's the problem? It's just some Watchtower pamphlets. Here, pass these around...."

😀

RJHinds

The Near Genius

Fort Gordon

Joined: 24 Jan 11
Moves: 13644

19 Nov 11

Originally posted by sumydid
Robbie: "Excuse me while I whip this out..."

(women stare, bug-eyed, fanning themselves, and shield their children's eyes)

Robbie: "What's the problem? It's just some Watchtower pamphlets. Here, pass these around...."

😀

Good one. 😀

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

Joined: 27 Sep 06
Moves: 9958

19 Nov 11

And when they die, if they were good enough, God will resurrect them.

RJHinds

The Near Genius

Fort Gordon

Joined: 24 Jan 11
Moves: 13644

19 Nov 11

Originally posted by josephw
And when they die, if they were good enough, God will resurrect them.

Yeah, if they have passed out enough Watchtower pamphlets.

VoidSpirit

Windsor, Ontario

Joined: 10 Jun 11
Moves: 3829

19 Nov 11

they have shifty eyes, small hands and smell of cabbage.

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

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19 Nov 11

They pick fleas off each other in public.

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

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Moves: 9958

19 Nov 11

Originally posted by RJHinds
Yeah, if they have passed out enough Watchtower pamphlets.

But not down on the seedier side of town.

sumydid

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19 Nov 11

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They don't all smell of cabbage.

I met one that smelled of horseradish, once.

ChessPraxis

Cowboy From Hell

American West

Joined: 19 Apr 10
Moves: 55013

19 Nov 11

Originally posted by sumydid
This is fun!

It's like Blazing Saddles... except the sheriff's a JW! 😲

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

sumydid

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19 Nov 11

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

hahahahha

Foster Brooks: Hey everyone! The sheriff's a j*BONGGGGGG*

Crowd: What'd he say?

Foster Brooks: I said.... the sheriff's a j*BONGGGGG*

Crowd: "Did he say our new sheriff is G Dubya? How dreamy!!! Yaaayyyy!!!"

Foster Brooks: NO! I said... the sheriff's a JW!!!

*crowd scatters in panic, screaming and running to their homes... the dead bolts *CLICK* all at the same time. Windows break and rifles barrels jut out from them*

VoidSpirit

Windsor, Ontario

Joined: 10 Jun 11
Moves: 3829

19 Nov 11

Originally posted by sumydid
They don't all smell of cabbage.

I met one that smelled of horseradish, once.

eh. it's in the same family.