Little known facts about Jesus and the Bible...

Philippians 2:5-11

Let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ Jesus:
Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God:
But made himself of no reputation, and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men:
And being found in fashion as a man, he humbled himself, and became obedient unto death, even the death of the cross.
Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name:
That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;
And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
The Lord Jesus Christ thinks HoH and Dr.Scribby are idiots... but He'll accept them anyway.

Jesus Christ is frequently seen at my parties snorting lines of coke off the bible. I have it on good authority that he thinks FreakyKBH is a sodomite.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Jesus Christ is frequently seen at my parties snorting lines of coke off the bible. I have it on good authority that he thinks FreakyKBH is a sodomite.

Man, you're hilarious!

Most Christians I know would not be able to handle it. If you know what I mean.

Me, on the other hand, I've heard and seen it all. No matter what you say I can't be shocked.

I admit, I got a chuckle out of that one. Not because it's funny or anything, but because I imagine you sitting there thinking this stuff up. That's funny.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Jesus Christ is frequently seen at my parties snorting lines of coke off the bible. I have it on good authority that he thinks FreakyKBH is a sodomite.

You're like the flea mocking the sun as it's about to supernova. Good stuff.


Not.

25. When Jesus went to fight Satan in the desert, Jewish bookies had Satan as a 3-to-1 favorite.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
You're like the flea mocking the sun as it's about to supernova. Good stuff.


Not.

I just talked to Jesus, he thinks you're a douche nozzle.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
25. When Jesus went to fight Satan in the desert, Jewish bookies had Satan as a 3-to-1 favorite.

That was nuthin', the Phillistines had Satan at 7 to 3!

Originally posted by Badwater
That was nuthin', the Phillistines had Satan at 7 to 3!

26. When a wedding reception he and his mother were at ran out of wine, he turned about 600 litres of water into choice wine.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
26. When a wedding reception he and his mother were at ran out of wine, he turned about 600 litres of water into choice wine.

27. Secretly Jesus was depressed and felt guilty about his little wine bootlegging operation.He was happy to get out of there at 33!