1. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    18 Oct '09 01:35
    1. Jesus was blond haired, blue eyed and invented the smooth ass pimp daddy shuffle.

    Please add your own...
  2. Donationrwingett
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    2. Uh...Jesus was a...you know...a socialist.
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    3.Jesus fulfilled, in detail, upwards of 400 messianic prophecies.
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    18 Oct '09 05:15
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    3.Jesus fulfilled, in detail, upwards of 400 messianic prophecies.
    Jesus was a cross dresser.
  5. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    3.Jesus fulfilled, in detail, upwards of 400 messianic prophecies.
    4. It is likely that Jesus road dinosaurs to work.
  6. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    18 Oct '09 15:24
    5. Jesus smoked clove cigarettes.
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    6. Jesus never drank, never had sex, and was an avowed homophobic.
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    18 Oct '09 20:58
    Originally posted by rwingett
    2. Uh...Jesus was a...you know...a socialist.
    rwingett. you are so impressed with Jesus being a socialist, why don't you become a disciple of Jesus ?

    We will welcome you into the Christian brotherhood as one who recieves Jesus as the Lord, who happens to be a socialist.

    Your socialism doesn't scare me. Receive Christ as your Lord and Master then, why don't you ?
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    The man Jesus Christ is so important that God stands 10000% behind Him and has universalized Him.

    To speak to the man Jesus is to speak with God. God has infused Him with universality.
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    18 Oct '09 21:48
    7.There is no way to get to heaven except through jesus (?)
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    18 Oct '09 21:57
    Originally posted by jaywill
    The man Jesus Christ is so important that God stands 10000% behind Him and has universalized Him.

    To speak to the man Jesus is to speak with God. God has infused Him with universality.
    So God infused him ( Jesus ) with this universality as you say but yet you say they are one? How can one part of a being do that to another part of himself? Or did God himself have something that was missing within himself? If something was missing then God is not complete or perfect with your reasoning if you still believe in the Trinity....
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    18 Oct '09 22:162 edits
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    So God infused him ( Jesus ) with this universality as you say but yet you say they are one? How can one part of a being do that to another part of himself? Or did God himself have something that was missing within himself? If something was missing then God is not complete or perfect with your reasoning if you still believe in the Trinity....
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    The concise economy version of the answer:

    The WORD who was God became flesh. He took on something that He did not have in eternity past - His creation. He became a man.

    That human part that He took on, He will NEVER put away again. In resurrection He uplifted and sanctified it bringing that part which He took on into something eternal of divinity. He became in resurrection The Firstborn Son of God.

    His resurrection was a BIRTH. He uplifted and sanctified that part which He took upon Himself in incarnation. He went back to the eternal throne of God wearing humanity FOREVER.

    Now that is the short response. In eternity past He had only divinity. In eternity future He has divinity AND humanity. He brought God into man. Then He brought man into God.

    He came the as the only begotten Son of God. He resurrected as the Firstborn Son of God, "Godnizing" that created part in which He had been incarnated.... FOREVERRRRR !!!! Amen.
  13. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    18 Oct '09 22:46
    8. Sometimes Jesus and The Apostles would oil each other up and wrestle. I believe this is why my brother and I would brawl on Christmas morning.
  14. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    18 Oct '09 22:53
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    8. Sometimes Jesus and The Apostles would oil each other up and wrestle. I believe this is why my brother and I would brawl on Christmas morning.
    9. Jesus' middle name is Harold.
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    10. Jesus wasn't Christian at all.
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