Originally posted by karoly aczel
Lets just for a minute assume "he" is "judge, jury and executioner", (which I do not agree with), do you still think "he" tortures people? Is there a need for torture? Is that the only way to make people come around or some such?...
I agree with several posters on here who do not subscribe the such an awful god.
Sometimes I'm really not so ...[text shortened]...
And if you are right, if I do need to be ready, well heck, it just so happens that I am.
Well you see, this vindictive "God" invention that the likes of josephw (et al) subscribe to (excluding probably the majority of other theists' notion of "God" btw) is a very shallow god.
"He", and never ever forget to refer to it in this sense or else "He"'ll double grill you for eternity whilst poking you in the eyes,
whence we conclude this god necessarily has some feature that makes it masculine - consequently I infer "he" is a dick!
doesn't have much to do up there in the clouds with his harp playing minstrels other than jibber in juvinile anticipation for the next human death so he can get his rocks off and torture them forever along with his good friend Satan (We know they're best buddies because "God" kindly gave him a big old fiery garden to amuse himself as fits the nature of Satan and a menacing looking trident tail to increase his badassness (Satan is very grateful for this, the demon chicks probably dig ths look and he no doubt has succubi fawning at his feet and sucking something else) - moreover for all the lies, deceit and torture this Satan feller weaves, this "God" who apparantly 'loves us all' would give us the shaft just for the heinous crime of not believing it, ahem..."He" exists; yet Satan gets to live the 'good life' in his infernal throne at the centre of the earth
(or middle of the earth inside a cave somewhere for the flat earth believers)
torturing us all forever and ever; he probably has a playstation 'infinity +1' as well).
Indeed I don't quite understand why the likes of josephw pander to such a god- it would no doubt flip a biased coin and damn even the most pious to the eternal toaster purely for the LOL-factor! (a bit like ripping legs off spiders)