most men....

@ogb said
if you are killed in a war (for religion) then you get to have seven virgins...

We’d better hope not too many people die in religious wars then because we will run out of virgins very quickly.
Perhaps they have a way of patching up the virgins and recycling them.

@lemondrop said
would rather have sex with a beautiful woman than go to heaven

A beautiful woman in both disposition and appearance is heaven; I don't need to get carnal to appreciate her qualities ;-)

@kevcvs57 said
We’d better hope not too many people die in religious wars then because we will run out of virgins very quickly.
Perhaps they have a way of patching up the virgins and recycling them.

Maybe God can do a "divine refurbishment".

@lemondrop said
would rather have sex with a beautiful woman than go to heaven

confucius say,
what lasers do to cats,
boobs do to men