My Bible so big and heavy

My bible so big, there's a community of atheists living under it.

My Bible so big that the zipper that closes it comes from the "Big and Tall" store.

Originally posted by kirksey957
My Bible so big that the zipper that closes it comes from the "Big and Tall" store.

My Bible so thick, when the preacher spilled communion wine on the first page, it didn't even soak through to the second creation account.

Clearly, this is idiocy that must be learned.

My bibles so big its regrowing its own bark

My Bible so big, Revelation was replaced by the "Left Behind " series.

My bibles so heavy it has hydraulic pages

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Clearly, this is idiocy that must be learned.

My bibles so big, it can be read from space and has converted a large percentage of the stubborn atheistic planet archon nine.

If it accidently falls from its table then the earth would go downwards away from the sun a few thousand miles

Originally posted by kirksey957
You'd be suprised how many "idiots" in this forum don't know there is a second creation account.

Originally posted by Pigface1
My bibles so big, it can be read from space and has converted a large percentage of the stubborn atheistic planet archon nine.

If it accidently falls from its table then the earth would go downwards away from the sun a few thousand miles

Originally posted by kirksey957
Brotha, if I may ask, what kind of weed is that that you is partakin of?

My Bible is so big, when I stand alone on the Word of God, I'm ten feet tall.

My Bible so big and heavy 'cause it's typeset in "Baptismal" font, and wet texts are very dense.

My Bible so big and heavy that when the witnesses say "so help me God", they're praying it doesn't get dropped on their toes.

My Bible so big and heavy that the Light of the World can't escape its gravitational field. The same is true of Marguerite Perrin; this phenomenon is known as "dark-sided stuff".