Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
My Bible so big and heavy 'cause it's typeset in "Baptismal" font, and wet texts are very dense.

My Bible so big and heavy that when the witnesses say "so help me God", they're praying it doesn't get dropped on their toes.

My Bible so big and heavy that the Light of the World can't escape its gravitational field. The same is true of Marguerite Perrin; this phenomenon is known as "dark-sided stuff".

My Bible so big it comes with a warning label: "Not to be used to beat people over the head. May cause injury, disability or death."

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
My Bible so big, its appendix contains a proof of the truth of the whole book.

Originally posted by kirksey957
My Bible so big it comes with a warning label: "Not to be used to beat people over the head. May cause injury, disability or death."

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Yo' Bible ain't the real Bible, then.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
[b]My Bible so heavy......,

My Bible so big and heavy, the wise man could build a house on it.

My Bible so big, I bet Nemesio wrote it.

My Bible so big, if it were a Koran, you wouldn't be able to flush it down a toilet.

My Bible so big it comes with exegetical and literary commentary by Visteds.

My Bible so big, if you spray painted "God Hates Fags" on its back cover, you'd have the biggest protest sign at the funeral.

My bible website so big, the cut-n-paste crashed Ivanhoe's computer.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
My bible website so big, the cut-n-paste crashed Ivanhoe's computer.

My Bible so big, here go my Bible:

http://www.acu.edu/academics/library/cfm/collectc/waynai.html

My Bible so big it comes with a complimentary CD-rom of Charlton Heston reading it post Alzheimer's disease so he keeps rereading it.