1. Donationkirksey957
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    05 Nov '07 06:38
    It doubles as the tablets of stone in the Exodus play.
  2. Donationkirksey957
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    05 Nov '07 06:39
    The geneology in Matthew comes with pictures.
  3. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    05 Nov '07 06:401 edit
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    It doubles as the tablets of stone in the Exodus play.
    My Bible so heavy, Benny Hinn can't swing it even on his most manic day.
  4. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    05 Nov '07 06:42
    My Bible so big, the Pope said it was too extravagant to be allowed into the Vatican.
  5. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    05 Nov '07 06:44
    My Bible so big, its Old Testament paper was made from every tree in Eden, and its New Testament from the remains of Noah's Ark.
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    05 Nov '07 06:45
    My Bible so heavy, prisoners have to lift all those weights in the yard just so they can find Jesus.
  7. Donationkirksey957
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    05 Nov '07 11:10
    My Bible so heavy that it comes with instructions on how to use as a millstone around one's neck.
  8. Donationkirksey957
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    05 Nov '07 11:37
    My Bible so heavy it comes with a special John Hagee cookbook behind the concordance.
  9. Donationkirksey957
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    05 Nov '07 11:40
    My Bible so heavy that "My burden is light, my yoke easy" was edited out lest it seem hypocritical.
  10. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    05 Nov '07 15:30
    My Bible so big, if you melted down its gilded edges, you could recreate Aaron's Golden Calf.
  11. Standard memberNemesio
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    05 Nov '07 17:49
    My Bible's so big, even God can't lift it.
  12. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    05 Nov '07 17:54
    My Bible so big, when the preacher says to turn to Philippians 4:13, I always get too tired and quit before I get there.
  13. Donationkirksey957
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    05 Nov '07 20:30
    My bible so big it has a special fold-out "scratch and sniff" picture of Rahab the prostitute.
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    05 Nov '07 20:43
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    My bible so big it has a special fold-out "scratch and sniff" picture of Rahab the prostitute.
    LOL.
  15. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    My Bible so big, you could use its leather cover to reupholster all the seats in the Pope's SUV.
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