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Originally posted by royaltystatement
YOU WILL BURN FOR YOUR WICKEDNESS!
Hinekin is made essentially from raccoon urine.
Well, save a place in Hell for me far, far away from you. Actually, maybe this is hell, and you are our great tormentor.

Seriously kid, you really need to read some non-fiction books (i.e. lay off the bible).

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Originally posted by royaltystatement
YOU WILL BURN FOR YOUR WICKEDNESS!
Hinekin is made essentially from raccoon urine.
What the?

Are you talking about beer now?
It's Heineken, and what planet are you from? Because it sure iusn't anywhere near here ...

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Originally posted by amannion
What the?

Are you talking about beer now?
It's Heineken, and what planet are you from? Because it sure iusn't anywhere near here ...
I think because I told him he has a desperate need to get rat-assed and laid.

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
I think because I told him he has a desperate need to get rat-assed and laid.
Yeah, but why Heineken?
Why's he picking on that in particular?

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Originally posted by amannion
Yeah, but why Heineken?
Why's he picking on that in particular?
Probably the only beer word he knows. Strangely enough, tonight I'm laying into a few Heineys tonight.

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
Probably the only beer word he knows. Strangely enough, tonight I'm laying into a few Heineys tonight.
I'd say, 'small world, so am I', but I'd be lying.
My brew of choice at the moment is a special commemorative VB - old style, very nice.

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Originally posted by amannion
I'd say, 'small world, so am I', but I'd be lying.
My brew of choice at the moment is a special commemorative VB - old style, very nice.
I do actually have a soft spot for VB, actually. The beer here isn't great though. My favourite beer of all time is "Orkney Dark Isle", followed by 80 shilling and Caffreys. Orkney you won't get outside of Scotland, likewise with a good pint of 80/- Ah, there are some things a REALLY miss from Scotland - like Irn Bru!!!

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My dad got a card for his birthday, with the caption 'How man learned to walk upright'. There was a picture of some supermarket shelves, and two gorilla-like men with their knuckles scraping on the floor. Their speech bubbles read: 'Look, ugh, beer's on the top shelf, ugh'.

So it seems all evolutionary changes are led by the desire for alcohol... maybe...

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Originally posted by borissa
My dad got a card for his birthday, with the caption 'How man learned to walk upright'. There was a picture of some supermarket shelves, and two gorilla-like men with their knuckles scraping on the floor. Their speech bubbles read: 'Look, ugh, beer's on the top shelf, ugh'.

So it seems all evolutionary changes are led by the desire for alcohol... maybe...
ha ha! Excellent, like it!

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Originally posted by royaltystatement
YOU WILL BURN FOR YOUR WICKEDNESS!
Hinekin is made essentially from raccoon urine.
This looks like a wind-up to me.

In fact, this looks like a Christian reincarnation of ayamethesnake.

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Originally posted by royaltystatement
I disagree and feel that all things are from and through the GOD of Heaven. His son will rule for 1000 years after the Great Tribulation.
But the great tribulation was a thousand years ago, it was called the Crusades. So I guess your little run is over now, as evidenced by the waning influence of the so-called christian faith.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
But the great tribulation was a thousand years ago, it was called the Crusades. So I guess your little run is over now, as evidenced by the waning influence of the so-called christian faith.
Frankly, I am more concerned about Heinekin consisting of raccoon urine.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Frankly, I am more concerned about Heinekin consisting of raccoon urine.
If it does, it's affected me none tonight - ask me tomorrow!!

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Originally posted by royaltystatement
Your truth is a true lie.
Peace
Great. Does it get any better than drunken bible thumpers on a Friday night?

I wait for the rapture. Untill then

You'll no doubt be happy to know...it's right around the corner. Or not. Whatever.

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
If it does, it's affected me none tonight - ask me tomorrow!!
You will find out if you see your hair on local trash cans in the morning🙂