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Nipple Challenge:  Evolution v. Creationism

Nipple Challenge: Evolution v. Creationism

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Was there a time when they *were* needed by the *male* body?
Yes, and thankfully ice cubes had been invented, too.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Explain the seemingly paradoxical fact that men have nipples. Base your analysis on the principles of either evolution or creationism.
Would male nipples count, all else equal, against the intelligent design argument? I mean, male nipples don't look all that intelligent.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Yes, and thankfully ice cubes had been invented, too.
Could this be the golden age of male nipple utility?

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Could this be the golden age of male nipple utility?
It was on the verge, until someone invented the Bro, and thus reigned us all in.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Why would I have asked the question if I knew?
Do you suppose this question would have interested Aquinas? Why or why not?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
It was on the verge, until someone invented the Bro, and thus reigned us all in.
Forgive my ignorance: the "Bro"?

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Originally posted by lucifershammer
Do you suppose this question would have interested Aquinas? Why or why not?
I heard Aquainas had man-boobs, so it wouldn't surprise me if he had been.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Forgive my ignorance: the "Bro"?
Or, Manzier. From a Seinfeld episode when George's dad and Kramer came up with the idea of a bra for men. The whole thing blew up in their face when they couldn't agree on the product's name.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Or, Manzier. From a Seinfeld episode when George's dad and Kramer came up with the idea of a bra for men. The whole thing blew up in their face when they couldn't agree on the product's name.
It's so educational, being on this site.

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http://www.narth.com/docs/brfeed.html

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
It's so educational, being on this site.
Part of the charm, ain't it?

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I guess, from a creationist perspective, God created male nipples in order to tempt those of weak faith into believing that He hadn't in fact designed them to be nonfunctional knobs.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
I guess, from a creationist perspective, God created male nipples in order to tempt those of weak faith into believing that He hadn't in fact designed them to be nonfunctional knobs.
Not sure what the creationist perspective makes of them. The post referencing development of the fetus is the correct perspective of the issue, however. Just as God intended.

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Originally posted by lucifershammer
Do you suppose this question would have interested Aquinas? Why or why not?
Forget it.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Explain the seemingly paradoxical fact that men have nipples. Base your analysis on the principles of either evolution or creationism.
Define: "seemingly paradoxical".