Ouija Board

Originally posted by Wulebgr
incompetent mythologizing by folks that lack a basic understanding of the structure of myth...explains why they grossly misunderstand ther own myths.

Not to mention their own demons.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I suspect that ouija board operations are entrusted to the minor demons.

Demon Officer to Demon Footsoldier: You think your too high and mighty to possess pigs? You better shut your mouth and get into that swine, you little imp. If I hear one more complaint out of you, I'll have you deported to some ouija board in Alaska where you can wait in a box 364 days out of the year just to startle an eskimo kid or some horny fisherman.

Originally posted by telerion
Demon Officer to Demon Footsoldier: You think your too high and mighty to possess pigs? You better shut your mouth and get into that swine, you little imp. If I hear one more complaint out of you, I'll have you deported to some ouija board in Alaska where you can wait in a box 364 days out of the year just to startle an eskimo kid or some horny fisherman.

Lol. Thats really funny Tel. Some fun without vitriol or blasphemy (except to the occasional satanist); not that you always resort to them... Did you read the Screwtape Letters of C.S. Lewis? This looks like it could be an excerpt...

edit: I see the Screwtape Letters have already been aluded to in this thread...

Originally posted by Wulebgr
On a plane even lower than those who look after the Houston Astros.

Aside from The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis, every word uttered about demons by folks who thinks of themselves as xtians reveals one of a small number of maladies: 1) fear that their omnipotent, omniscient G-d lacks the knowledge and power to protect them from evil, 2) an unhealthy obs ...[text shortened]... tanding of the structure of myth (which explains wht they grossly misunderstand ther own myths).

...every word uttered about demons by folks who thinks of themselves as xtians reveals...

every?

Originally posted by Halitose
[b]...every word uttered about demons by folks who thinks of themselves as xtians reveals...

every?[/b]

well, maybe there's another half-decent work of literature out there

But, since demons don't exist apart from their tremendous use as metaphors, "every" isn't much of a stretch.

Originally posted by Wulebgr
well, maybe there's another half-decent work of literature out there

The Devil went down to Georgia isn't too shabby a song.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The Devil went down to Georgia isn't too shabby a song.

Is Charlie Daniels an xtian?

bumpity bump

Originally posted by Wulebgr
Is Charlie Daniels an xtian?

Yes, don't recall what denomination though.

Originally posted by vistesd
Yes, don't recall what denomination though.

Okay then, I'll add to song to my short list of worthwhile utterances by xtians about devils.

Once my Mormon friend in High School, (and this was when I still went to the Catholic Church but anyways) He said him and his borther where playing with one and then put it in the fireplace and it burn green, but I would say you would have to burn a nother game just to see if it would do the same thing.

Originally posted by RBHILL
Once my Mormon friend in High School, (and this was when I still went to the Catholic Church but anyways) He said him and his borther where playing with one and then put it in the fireplace and it burn green, but I would say you would have to burn a nother game just to see if it would do the same thing.

It was in the box--you were observing the colors from the inks on the packaging.