I am a lefty. I am left handed. We, the left-handed tribe of Israel, are God's chosen people" and we carry the responsibility of bringing his truth to you.
Over the millennia lefties have been systematically and ruthlessly persecuted. Derogatory terms ranging from such as "cack-handed" to "spawn of satan" have been raised against us. We have had our members bound and even severed in the name of leftyness, accused of being cause of mental disorders and cognitive retardedness; even homosexual tendencies. We have been excluded from military service because of concerned over effective weapon carrying, derided and reviled at dinner parties because the left member is regarded as unclean and for wiping ones bottom after defecation. And so on and so forth.
But God has upheld his people and called us out from among the hoards. He has called us to be a people of light to the world, to show then that despite our persecution, nay, BECAUSE of our persecution, we are his chosen ones.
Special. Separate. Important. Raised up.
This article details our plight - it could be of particular interest to scroll down to "Daily Suppression" and the third paragraph in that section.
Peace to you all from our place of aloofness.
http://psychology.wikia.com/wiki/Left-handed
Originally posted by divegeesterI thank God I am right-handed and wipe my bottom with a clean right hand.
I am a lefty. I am left handed. We, the left-handed tribe of Israel, are God's chosen people" and we carry the responsibility of bringing his truth to you.
Over the millennia lefties have been systematically and ruthlessly persecuted. Derogatory terms ranging from such as "cack-handed" to "spawn of satan" have been raised against us. We have had our ...[text shortened]...
Peace to you all from our place of aloofness.
http://psychology.wikia.com/wiki/Left-handed
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Originally posted by divegeesterwhy cant you just keep it to yourself, behind locked doors. rather than shoving it in our faces. we all know its a life style choice, nobody is actually born left handed.
Jesus was persecuted, so there is no reason lefties shouldn't be.
left-handed freak.....you disgust me. thinking about you doing normal right handed stuff with your filthy left hand has made me feel sick. are you happy now!!!!
Originally posted by stellspalfieHaters gonna hate. Slobbery rules. I am the way god has made me and I was chosen to be part of gods chosen ones.
why cant you just keep it to yourself, behind locked doors. rather than shoving it in our faces. we all know its a life style choice, nobody is actually born left handed.
left-handed freak.....you disgust me. thinking about you doing normal right handed stuff with your filthy left hand has made me feel sick. are you happy now!!!!
Originally posted by wolfgang59I was wrapped by my parents for writing(and drawing) with my left hand.
I worked with a guy who was rapped over the knuckles by
nuns for writing left-handed. He was schooled in the 70's !!!
Funny they never noticed I threw a frisbee with my right, used scissors, batted right handed in cricket and a quite a few other ambidexterous behaviours.
Not to mention my right hand is noticeably stronger than the left