I am a lefty. I am left handed. We, the left-handed tribe of Israel, are God's chosen people" and we carry the responsibility of bringing his truth to you.
Over the millennia lefties have been systematically and ruthlessly persecuted. Derogatory terms ranging from such as "cack-handed" to "spawn of satan" have been raised against us. We have had our members bound and even severed in the name of leftyness, accused of being cause of mental disorders and cognitive retardedness; even homosexual tendencies. We have been excluded from military service because of concerned over effective weapon carrying, derided and reviled at dinner parties because the left member is regarded as unclean and for wiping ones bottom after defecation. And so on and so forth.
But God has upheld his people and called us out from among the hoards. He has called us to be a people of light to the world, to show then that despite our persecution, nay, BECAUSE of our persecution, we are his chosen ones.
Special. Separate. Important. Raised up.
This article details our plight - it could be of particular interest to scroll down to "Daily Suppression" and the third paragraph in that section.
Peace to you all from our place of aloofness.