Please read the BIBLE before posting.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
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You Eagles are doing good this year, LOL.

Originally posted by RBHILL
If the football players play for the glory of Jesus then it is good.

And I know that some of them do.

Did you now that Church is at night to.

So I am sure you can sit down and watch the game in the morning.

What if a player on the team you support (I forget which crappy one you root for) proclaimed to be an atheist and therefore was not playing for the glory of Jesus? Therefore his play is not from Jesus and is therefore the work of Satan. Would you still watch your team? Would you celebrate when he scored a touchdown?

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I forget which crappy one you root for...

Watch yourself, Junior.

Originally posted by RBHILL
Go ahead make fun of the Spiritual relm.

I'm not making fun of the spiritual relm, rather, I am pointing out that I have made a poor choice in underwear today and wish to blame this on the Devil. There's always the one set of underpants in your drawer that will ride up. Its sort of like playing Russian Underpants Roulette as they look identical to the other pairs, just cunningly manufactured to choke the blood flow to your guys off. Plus, why are underpants termed 'pairs' this is obviously another trick of the Devil, the father of lies, as underpants are clearly singular in nature.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm not making fun of the spiritual relm, rather, I am pointing out that I have made a poor choice in underwear today and wish to blame this on the Devil. There's always the one set of underpants in your drawer that will ride up. Its sort of like playing Russian Underpants Roulette as they look identical to the other pairs, just cunningly manufactu ...[text shortened]... ly another trick of the Devil, the father of lies, as underpants are clearly singular in nature.

I know I said that Pokemon and Harry Potter are of the Devil. They are witchcraft stuff that is way.

And underwear and football have nothing to do with what I am talking about.

Is football and inderwear witchcraft or demon no I don't think so, but if they are then it is of the devil.

Originally posted by RBHILL
I know I said that Pokemon and Harry Potter are of the Devil. They are witchcraft stuff that is way.

How about Yu-Gi-Oh?

Originally posted by RBHILL
I know I said that Pokemon and Harry Potter are of the Devil. They are witchcraft stuff that is way.

And underwear and football have nothing to do with what I am talking about.

Is football and inderwear witchcraft or demon no I don't think so, but if they are then it is of the devil.

Ooh, I smell books burning, and maybe pants too

Originally posted by RBHILL
I know I said that Pokemon and Harry Potter are of the Devil. They are witchcraft stuff that is way.

And underwear and football have nothing to do with what I am talking about.

Is football and inderwear witchcraft or demon no I don't think so, but if they are then it is of the devil.

My underpants are definitely not spiritual... especially today, chilli for lunch was not a good plan... so it appears that I am not possessed.

Make believe mumbo jumbo for entertainment sake is not witchcraft and hence not of the Devil. Harry Potter is as OK as my underpants.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Heathen Dawg! Speaketh not against the teachings of the LORD. Surely FORUM JESUS will smite your @$$.

and then chessmonkeys will fly out your @$$ too
whatever the hell an @$$ is?????

Originally posted by RBHILL
Go ahead make fun of the Spiritual relm.

ok
i will
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RBHILL I'm still waiting for an answer to my last post...

Originally posted by RBHILL
I know that you are smarter then this. Any thing that is not of God is of the Devil. So I know that Pokemon is of the Devil, I can bet you that Harry Potter is of the Devil to.

Surely god created the world. Including everything in it.

Now to say he made a mistake in creating pokemon is surely blasphemy of the highest order. Cast away your sins and embraCe gOds Creations, including poKemon and homosexuals, lest you be smited, and thrown, NAY, CAST into the fiery depths of Hell!

Also, don't watch porn, kids. The bible spells it out for all to see...
Song of Solomon 2:15 "Take us the foxes, the little foxes, that spoil the vines: for our vines have tender grapes."

Or maybe Solomon was singing about the Hand's possessed boxers?

D

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Surely god created the world. Including everything in it.

Now to say he made a mistake in creating pokemon is surely blasphemy of the highest order. Cast away your sins and embraCe gOds Creations, including poKemon and homosexuals, lest you be smited, and thrown, NAY, CAST into the fiery depths of Hell!

Also, don't watch porn, kids. The bible sp ...[text shortened]... s have tender grapes."

Or maybe Solomon was singing about the Hand's possessed boxers?

D

Not Sin. God did not creat Clonning or the abortion pill.

Originally posted by RBHILL
Not Sin. God did not creat Clonning or the abortion pill.

So how is Harry Potter sinful again? Let's revisit your old post:

"In the books you will find animal sacrifices, threats of human sacrifices, witchcraft, wizardry and divination as well as other evil things"

Compare this with the Bible:

Animal sacrifices - check
Threats of Human Sacrifices - Jesus was a human sacrifice, check
Witchcraft - AND Idol Worship, check
Wizardry - a.k.a. Miracles, check
Divination - check!

These crackpots you rely on so much for a determination of evil sure know the meaning of irony, don't they? Open your eyes, you sap! These freaks are making a fool of you.

Originally posted by darvlay
So how is Harry Potter sinful again? Let's revisit your old post:

"In the books you will find animal sacrifices, threats of human sacrifices, witchcraft, wizardry and divination as well as other evil things"

Compare this with the Bible:

Animal sacrifices - check
Threats of Human Sacrifices - Jesus was a human sacrifice, check
Witchcraft - AND ...[text shortened]... meaning of irony, don't they? Open your eyes, you sap! These freaks are making a fool of you.

It screws with your mind that is way, it gets your mind off of things from above.