Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
What word does an avowed atheist exclaim or moan at the peak of sexual orgasm?
Well there was great argument about this at the inaugural meeting of the
United Atheists Exclamations and Profanity Advisory Comity back in 1786.
Their role was to find suitable exclamations for discerning atheists for all
possible occasions and naturally this very topic was high on the agenda.
Initial suggestions included:
"spank meeeeeeee" - rejected on the grounds that it could give people the wrong
idea, and that it was too hard to time the orgasm to arrive on the meeee.
"Luuuube" - Rejected on the grounds that it hadn't been invented yet.
"Ohhh, Big boy... you wanna go again" - Rejected as being offensive to women..
and not universally applicable.
And "Shruuuubs" - Rejected for being too random.
The meeting lasted for 9 hours of intense discussion and argument which finally
ended when the member for Northbridge while in full flow was rudely interrupted
by the member for Bridgeport pouring his beer over his head.
After the ensuing fight, the society was banned from meeting and the Crown and Bull
ever again and at the second meeting [held at a near-by temperance house] it was
decided by unanimous vote that atheists could say whatever they damn well pleased.
And so to this very day, atheists have been able to use the full range and depth of the
English language to exclaim and even ejaculate to their hearts content.
And now would you like to ask a less stupid question?