Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Yes, nothing morally wrong with buggering a dead chicken. Maybe a bit unusual, I'd personally consider a human female to be a good deal more fun, but whatever floats your boat. If no one gets hurt (against their will - some people like that sort of thing) because of it, why is there anything wrong. If only one person or chicken is affected, and that person enjoys it and it doesn't kill them, where is the harm.
I never said the dead chicken was buggered. I left open the mode of sexual congress. However, I wouldn't personally recommend oral.
But seriously, you can't really believe that there is NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVE SEX WITH A DEAD CHICKEN, can you? I have an ineradicable intuition that there something seriously morally and aesthetically wrong with it.
It's probably the only subject on which FreakyKBH and I agree. Indeed, our shared revulsion at sex with a dead chicken could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Suppose you had a son, or indeed a daughter, and you found out they were exhibiting necroalektorophiliac tendencies. Would you think this was a positive development? They like Coke. They like listening to Justin Timerlake. They like deriving genital pleasure from dead poultry. Which is the odd one out? (No: not James Timerlake!)
I personally think that the sex-with-a-dead-chicken example threatens to refute utilitarianism.