02 Aug '12 18:59>6 edits
Originally posted by stellspalfiesinister is all well and good for the end of the world, but is it practical? does it have parking for coaches? does it have hotel accommodation for the forces of evil? or even camp sites? does it have a restaurant with vegetarian options? will they cater for vegans? whats the exchange rate? how far is the nearest hospital and can it handle 100 million casualties? how hot is the mid-day sun, what factor sun cream should we take? will there be a duty free at the airport? will i be digging my own foxhole, should i bring a spade? how long will the battle last? do i need to bring my own pack-lunch? shall i bring a flask? will there be a half time break in the battle? will they provide porta-loos on the battlefield? can i get insurance? do i get paid for taking part? can we win medals for killing people? if i see my friend and they are on the other side can i pretend i didnt see them? will rj be there? is it rude to ask celebrities for autographs while i fight them? does having asthma get me out or a letter from my mum get me out of the fight?
sinister is all well and good for the end of the world, but is it practical? does it have parking for coaches? does it have hotel accommodation for the forces of evil? or even camp sites? does it have a restaurant with vegetarian options? will they cater for vegans? whats the exchange rate? how far is the nearest hospital and can it handle 100 million c ...[text shortened]... ne with chocabo racing and a spikey haired guy called cloud, not sure what number it was though.
we need to iron out the details, or it will be a total disaster.
Good questions!
In lieu of a concise answer by Suzianne I submit my own musings on this matter (I've been giving it a lot of thought you see)...
but is it practical probably...I don't think there will be any theory
does it have parking for coaches? hmm, coaches as in the national express, or coaches as in Alex Ferguson (if the latter - the Anti-Christ (the gaffer) will probably have his own parking arrangements covered)
does it have hotel accommodation for the forces of evil? I think so...they'll probably hire out one of the board rooms and make it into a sort of War-Room
or even camp sites I think so
does it have a restaurant with vegetarian options? No - by default, being a "God hating" atheist (which we all are) makes us bloody thirsty cannibals. As for the other side, God will be supplying them with a steady supply of conjured Elven bread
will they cater for vegans? see above
whats the exchange rate? 7 gold Lucifer credits to the pound
how far is the nearest hospital and can it handle 100 million casualties? No point - I believe God will be equipping his armies with a Prevent-Heal spell.
how hot is the mid-day sun Probably 7,001,049,014,667,511 degrees centigrade
what factor sun cream should we take? don't bother - use this opportunity to prepare yourself for the lake of fire
will there be a duty free at the airport yes but they only sell figurines of baby jeebus ๐
will i be digging my own foxhole, should i bring a spade There are no atheists in foxholes
how long will the battle last till God has slaughtered us all - and given satan a slap on the wrist for being such a naughty boy.
do i need to bring my own pack-lunchNo need - you'll be feasting on the undead like the rest of us
shall i bring a flask don't know!
will there be a half time break in the battle I doubt it - we'll be enjoying the killing too much!
will they provide porta-loos on the battlefield yes...the abyss!
can i get insurance not sure
do i get paid for taking part Permission to loot the dead (and undead f you're brave enough)
can we win medals for killing people Better than medals you get experience points which can be traded in for better spells
if i see my friend and they are on the other side can i pretend i didnt see them You're an atheist - it thus follows you have no friends. people don't like cannibals (not even cannibals since they get eaten by them)
will rj be there I hope so ... and hopefully on the other side!
is it rude to ask celebrities for autographs while i fight them You get the Devils' autograph stamped on your arse :]
does having asthma get me out or a letter from my mum get me out of the fight I think so!
edit- the last time i played ff it was the one with chocabo racing and a spikey haired guy called cloud, not sure what number it was though.
That will be FFVII :]