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The Best Thing About Jesus

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He loves me!

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Originally posted by kirksey957
He loves me!
I heard that about Jesus, he does love you. Cool uh! 🙂
Kelly

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Originally posted by kirksey957
He loves me!
Are you sure?

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Originally posted by kirksey957
He loves me!
Mince pies.

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His Golden Rule wasn't a bad heuristic.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
His Golden Rule wasn't a bad heuristic.
Although it is not the only, nor the first, version—

1. Let no man do to another that which would be repugnant to himself. (Hindu, the Mahabharata, circa 500 BCE)

2. That which is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow. That is the whole Torah; the rest is the explanation; go and learn. (Rabbi Hillel; circa 60 BCE-20 CE)

3. Do to others as you would have them do to you. (Jesus: circa 4 BCE-29 CE; Luke 6:31.)

4. An it harm none, do as you will. (Wiccan Rede.)

I think the negative versions (“do not do” ) are an important counter-balance to the positive version (“do” ). Have you ever wanted to say to anyone, “Please stop doing to me?”

I also think that Jesus' "positive" version is a good counter-balance to the others.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
He loves me!
Seriously. How do you know he loves you?

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
His Golden Rule wasn't a bad heuristic.
You mean the one that says " he who has the gold makes the rules"?
or "do unto others before they do it unto you"?

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He wants me for a sunbeam 🙂

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
He wants me for a sunbeam 🙂
I have a sunbeam kettle at home. If I give it to you, will you be mine?

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Originally posted by josephw
Seriously. How do you know he loves you?
Cos it says so in the bible, dumb dumb. And the bible must be true, because it says it is.

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He's soooooooooooo funky!

http://www.midnighttavern.com/jesusdance.html

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Originally posted by josephw
Seriously. How do you know he loves you?
RBHill and the Bible tell me so. Oh ye of little faith.

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
Cos it says so in the bible, dumb dumb. And the bible must be true, because it says it is.
Thanks for admitting it! Finally!

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Someone needs to use this as an avatar:

http://www.midnighttavern.com/images/dj2.gif

Amusing that the filename is dj2...