16 Mar '14 20:12>3 edits
"The Death Clock" (2,947,747 death projections and counting)
"Have you ever asked yourself 'when will I die?', our advanced life expectancy calculator will accurately* predict the date of your death for you depending on where you live, how much you smoke and your lifestyle:
Date of Birth (m/d/y) (Month of Birth/Day of Birth/Year of Birth) [__]
Sex (Gender) [__]
Do you smoke? [Yes!] [No]
We have calculated your BMI to be:
Return to Death Clock BMI Guide:
Alcohol Consumption [__]
Please select a measurment for your height and weight
Weight - Choose one: Kilos/Pounds [__]
Height - Choose one Cm/Inches [__]
As your BMI is a good indication of a healthy lifestyle it has the biggest effect on your prediction. It is never too late to adapt to healthy living, a diet intake that balances out your physical excersions is the key to weight loss!
Ready? Hit submit and our hamster slaves will spin up their wheels and report your personalised death clock so you can make a note in your diary. *should be used for fun only, this calculator is unlikely to predict your actual date of death." 2013 death-clock.org by the Grim Reaper.
Note: All Nine [Boxes] Provide Drop Down Menus to Select from; No Typing is Required. Takes Minutes to complete.
All Red Hot Pawn Members reading this sentence are appointed once to die [physical death] and then to stand before God for judgment. No exceptions. All of us at a time and place and in a manner known only to the Omniscience of Almighty God.
Our individual appearance will be either @ The Judgment Seat in Heaven at which all Believers in Christ will stand to hear, "Welcome Home" and evaluated for reward. All others will stand before God @ the Great White Throne at the end of The Millennium: for their good works and human righteousness to be totaled. Since the total will =  compared to God's Divine Righteousness, all unbelievers will hear: "Depart from Me; I Never Knew You." and separated from God from that moment throughout an eternity of endless suffering... alone with memories of saying "No" to His Grace Gift in time.