Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[quote][b]"The Death Clock" (2,947,747 death projections and counting)
"Have you ever asked yourself 'when will I die?', our advanced life expectancy calculator will accurately* predict the date of your death for you depending on where you live, how much you smoke and your lifestyle:
Date of Birth (m/d/y) (Month of Birth/Day of Birth/Year of ...[text shortened]... n eternity of endless suffering... alone with memories of saying "No" to His Grace Gift in time.[/b]
I have 9 1/2 years left,still that's plenty of time to wind this bunch up.