The evidence for God.

Originally posted by Dasa
You don't understand my reasoning because you are dull headed.

The atheists think they explain the rivers and star with physical laws.

But there is no atheistic reasoning why the planet would give man the thousands of varieties of delicious foods that we have out of a random chance act of spontaneity.

God must be the cause - because the varieties of f ...[text shortened]... d plan and thought and love and care.

Food cannot be explained away by simple physical laws.

well for starters god gave us laws that say we should be careful about insults.
the main course if he had given delicious foods spread throout the world then it took a long time to reach most of us, we got his message of love a long time before we got his currys/ chinese.
and the afters if no food to eat no life adam would have died pretty quickly.
just another taster for you food is a physical law noone but you has ever even thought other wise. not even god has put any refrence to it in all that ive read, all thats written is made the earth/heavens and filled it not go out and find the fruits, but he gave us instuction of the way we should live ie by the word not bread

Originally posted by Dasa
Food.

So simple and so eloquent - this is the evidence for the existence of God.

How did all the plentiful, healthy, tasty, nutritious, colourful, variegated, and life giving food come from.

Thousand of varieties of foods and spices.

All for mankind's pleasure.

The planet could have given man a few varieties of grey sloppy mush for food.......but ...[text shortened]... tell us that all this food evolved from the muddy puddle - which is absurd and still dishonest.

this is quiet possibly the most ridiculously ignorant and inane argument you have yet hatched. i don't know if you can top this one. we'll just wait and see.

Originally posted by VoidSpirit
this is quiet possibly the most ridiculously ignorant and inane argument you have yet hatched. i don't know if you can top this one. we'll just wait and see.

Where does all the food come from and how and why?????

Originally posted by Dasa
Where does all the food come from and how and why?????

It evolved, the same as the rest of the life on this planet. Are you that stupid?

Originally posted by Proper Knob
It evolved, the same as the rest of the life on this planet. Are you that stupid?

Your comment is dishonest.

Why?

Because its simply not true.

You know it.

Originally posted by Dasa
Your comment is dishonest.

Why?

Because its simply not true.

You know it.

Life on this planet evolved. Accept it and move on with your life.

Originally posted by Proper Knob
Life on this planet evolved. Accept it and move on with your life.

Its not proven.

Its not demonstrated.

Its not common sense.

It relies on something for nothing.

Its absurd.

Originally posted by Dasa
Its not proven.

Its not demonstrated.

Its not common sense.

It relies on something for nothing.

Its absurd.

Yes it has. Try pulling your head out your arse for once take yourself down to your local library and getting out a science book or two. All your answers are there.

But you won't, because you like to live in ignorance, and that my good man is the greatest dishonesty of all!!!

Originally posted by Proper Knob
Yes it has. Try pulling your head out your arse for once take yourself down to your local library and getting out a science book or two. All your answers are there.

But you won't, because you like to live in ignorance, and that my good man is the greatest dishonesty of all!!!

The books are written by cheaters and ignorant pseudo science persons - who have cheated every young school child with pictures of apes and fossils - all fabricated from their atheistic mentalities.

"Forbidden Archeology" has put the last nail in the coffin of the evolution theory.

Atheism is simply defeated in every respect and is only accepted by fools and rascals.

Originally posted by Dasa
The books are written by cheaters and ignorant pseudo science persons - who have cheated every young school child with pictures of apes and fossils - all fabricated from their atheistic mentalities.

"Forbidden Archeology" has put the last nail in the coffin of the evolution theory.

Atheism is simply defeated in every respect and is only accepted by fools and rascals.

Yeah, yeah, yeah we're heard this utter dung a millions times already. You choose to live in ignorance, and that is dishonest.

Originally posted by Dasa
The books are written by cheaters and ignorant pseudo science persons - who have cheated every young school child with pictures of apes and fossils - all fabricated from their atheistic mentalities.

"Forbidden Archeology" has put the last nail in the coffin of the evolution theory.

Atheism is simply defeated in every respect and is only accepted by fools and rascals.

Book One: Twilight

Despite being so plain, Bella is admired by everyone in her new hometown of Forks, Washington, especially Edward Cullen. Originally, Edward just wanted to eat her, but, disappointingly, realizes eventually that in fact what he is feeling is true love, and after a couple of days they start dating. After two or three weeks, Bella is begging him to turn her into a vampire because of true love.

This isn't made explicitly clear in the book, but Edward has been creeping into her room and watching her sleep every night since he met her. More on that later.

Also, Edward has mind-reading powers, except they don't work on Bella. This isn't really as big a part of the story as most people think it is, and in fact we can (and will) get away without ever mentioning it again.

A mere number of days after they begin dating, Edward takes her to the woods and reveals the real reason that vampires don't go out in the sun: they sparkle. This is the turning point in what until now has been just a bad book. Bella gasps and swoons, and Edward takes his shirt off to show her all of his glitter infection, and then they lie there chastely on the grass. The rest of the book is spent talking about true love and Edward's rock-hard abs. Kissing cold, marble, statuesque lips is apparently sexy.

Later, Bella kisses Edward so hard he almost "loses control", but luckily, as the man in the relationship, it's his duty to keep poor little overexcited Bella in line, so he tells her to stop kissing him.

Three hundred pages after "Oh, you like me too? No way, I thought you hated me!", the plot arrives late to the party, drunk, in a beat-up '53 Chevy pick-up truck. It drives away about fifty pages later and crashes into a tree, gets sent to the hospital, and is rarely heard from again throughout the course of the series.

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Originally posted by Zahlanzi
Book One: Twilight

Despite being so plain, Bella is admired by everyone in her new hometown of Forks, Washington, especially Edward Cullen. Originally, Edward just wanted to eat her, but, disappointingly, realizes eventually that in fact what he is feeling is true love, and after a couple of days they start dating. After two or three weeks, Bella is begg ...[text shortened]... more: Twilight | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/#ixzz1bDg0mTGq

Simply rubbish talk from the defenders of atheism.

This is typical of all atheistic persons - who are simply defeated in ever respect.

Its quiet sad to watch grown adults fall to this degrading platform.

These are our bewildered scientists.

A true gentleman would be pleased to understand his failings and come to a higher platform of true knowledge - presented in the Vedas. (the authority)

Originally posted by Dasa
Simply rubbish talk from the defenders of atheism.

This is typical of all atheistic persons - who are simply defeated in ever respect.

Its quiet sad to watch grown adults fall to this degrading platform.

These are our bewildered scientists.

A true gentleman would be pleased to understand his failings and come to a higher platform of true knowledge - presented in the Vedas. (the authority)

Book Two: New Moon

Book Two begins with Bella angsting about reaching the old age of eighteen, which she worries will make her some sort of cradle-snatching freak because her boyfriend Edward is eternally seventeen. The fact that a 109-year-old vampire is sexually interested in an emotionally immature girl 90 years his junior apparently doesn't bother her. Edward cheers up Bella by giving her a mix tape. Unfortunately, later Edward changes his mind, takes back the mix tape, and dumps Bella. He leaves her in the forest by herself, and being a woman and thus without a sense of direction, she gets lost and almost dies.

Bella spends the rest of the book going crazy, imagining Edward's voice and partaking in ever more self-destructive activities. During this time she befriends Jacob Black, who turns out to be a werewolf but is still way better for her than Edward. She finally regains Edward's attention after she deliberately jumps off a cliff and almost dies. Edward, being a thirteen-year-old girl, thinks Bella has died and goes to Italy to commit suicide. He attempts to do this by exposing himself to the sun at noon in an Italian town. Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay.

Bella teams up with Edward's sister Alice, who turns out to be straight and taken but is still way better for her than Edward, to rescue her ex from his emoness. After a crazy mix up that finds Bella and Edward temporarily in an Anne Rice novel, Edward reaccepts her.

This novel thus teaches two important lessons to young girls everywhere:

1) If a guy dumps you and says he doesn't love you anymore, he doesn't mean it. All you have to do is beg and destroy your life to prove that you really love him, and he'll come right back and love you even more!

2) It is perfectly cool to string along innocent but decent guys who are crushing on you and then dump them immediately as soon as your ex-boyfriend reappears, and totally normal if said ex-boyfriend forbids you from seeing your old friend. After all, your love for your ex must be far stronger, because he makes you feel 'alive' and 'dangerous' since he's always on the verge of killing you. And stalking you. We can't really mention that enough.

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Originally posted by Zahlanzi
Book Two: New Moon

Book Two begins with Bella angsting about reaching the old age of eighteen, which she worries will make her some sort of cradle-snatching freak because her boyfriend Edward is eternally seventeen. The fact that a 109-year-old vampire is sexually interested in an emotionally immature girl 90 years his junior apparently doesn't bother he ...[text shortened]... re: Twilight | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/#ixzz1bDinpRRD

Simply defeated in every respect.