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http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

watcha think about it?

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Originally posted by Zahlanzi
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

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It's not a new Bible. It's a new translation.

Wouldn't it be easier to teach everybody English?

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Originally posted by Zahlanzi
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

watcha think about it?
I only use The King James Version.
If it was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me. 😏

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I only use The King James Version.
If it was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me. 😏
The King James is a translation. All the rest of the English Bibles are versions.

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Originally posted by josephw
The King James is a translation. All the rest of the English Bibles are versions.
No, the rest are translations as well. Many "versions" as you call them went back to earlier documents to translate them.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I only use The King James Version.
If it was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me. 😏
What? Jesus read the King James version? Really? gosh I'm slow..

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Originally posted by josephw
The King James is a translation. All the rest of the English Bibles are versions.
I am curious, do you actually believe that?

In the preface of one copy of the King James that I saw it quite clearly stated that it was not to be taken as a final accurate translation but that later translations were expected to be better.

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Originally posted by josephw
It's not a new Bible. It's a new translation.

Wouldn't it be easier to teach everybody English?
Totally with you here.

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Originally posted by josephw
Wouldn't it be easier to teach everybody English?
No, not at all. Have you tried teaching LOL cats English? Besides, it is not really a translation.

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it makes for a nice and funny read. i haven't got to the part about the gruesome laws of the OT but i am curious how does "kill anyone who does illegal stuff" translate into lolspeak.

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Originally posted by Zahlanzi
it makes for a nice and funny read. i haven't got to the part about the gruesome laws of the OT but i am curious how does "kill anyone who does illegal stuff" translate into lolspeak.
Is that the Q & A version?

I can haz cheezburger?

No! You cantz mix meat and dairy!

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just read some leviticus and i gotta say it is a lot more readable in lolspeak.

Leviticus 1
Teh Ceiling Cat saiz to Mozes, "O hai! Outta ur tabby-nackels, d00dthx.2 U should go saiz this to Izrulites, for to IM me, Hey Ceiling Cat, I can has stuff 🙂 and liek that, they gotta bring me teh cheezeburgers or other good stuff for impruvin teh conneckshun winkwink."

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
No, the rest are translations as well. Many "versions" as you call them went back to earlier documents to translate them.
Covering my ass noted. 🙂

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Originally posted by josephw
The King James is a translation. All the rest of the English Bibles are versions.
Dude, do you think I was serious? 😕
Correction noted 🙂

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Originally posted by josephw
The King James is a translation. All the rest of the English Bibles are versions.
The KJV is an Anglo-Saxon translation. It's a difficult read because modern English isn't purely Anglo-Saxon as it was then.

My favorite translation is NRSV, translated from Hebrew and Greek.

Some Bibles are paraphrases, not versions, such as the Living Bible.

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