The new Bible

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

watcha think about it?

Originally posted by Zahlanzi
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

watcha think about it?

It's not a new Bible. It's a new translation.

Wouldn't it be easier to teach everybody English?

Originally posted by Zahlanzi
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

watcha think about it?

I only use The King James Version.
If it was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me. 😏

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I only use The King James Version.
If it was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me. 😏

The King James is a translation. All the rest of the English Bibles are versions.

Originally posted by josephw
The King James is a translation. All the rest of the English Bibles are versions.

No, the rest are translations as well. Many "versions" as you call them went back to earlier documents to translate them.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I only use The King James Version.
If it was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me. 😏

What? Jesus read the King James version? Really? gosh I'm slow..

Originally posted by josephw
The King James is a translation. All the rest of the English Bibles are versions.

I am curious, do you actually believe that?

In the preface of one copy of the King James that I saw it quite clearly stated that it was not to be taken as a final accurate translation but that later translations were expected to be better.

Originally posted by josephw
It's not a new Bible. It's a new translation.

Wouldn't it be easier to teach everybody English?

Totally with you here.

Originally posted by josephw
Wouldn't it be easier to teach everybody English?

No, not at all. Have you tried teaching LOL cats English? Besides, it is not really a translation.

it makes for a nice and funny read. i haven't got to the part about the gruesome laws of the OT but i am curious how does "kill anyone who does illegal stuff" translate into lolspeak.

Originally posted by Zahlanzi
it makes for a nice and funny read. i haven't got to the part about the gruesome laws of the OT but i am curious how does "kill anyone who does illegal stuff" translate into lolspeak.

Is that the Q & A version?

I can haz cheezburger?

No! You cantz mix meat and dairy!

just read some leviticus and i gotta say it is a lot more readable in lolspeak.

Leviticus 1
Teh Ceiling Cat saiz to Mozes, "O hai! Outta ur tabby-nackels, d00dthx.2 U should go saiz this to Izrulites, for to IM me, Hey Ceiling Cat, I can has stuff 🙂 and liek that, they gotta bring me teh cheezeburgers or other good stuff for impruvin teh conneckshun winkwink."

Originally posted by pawnhandler
No, the rest are translations as well. Many "versions" as you call them went back to earlier documents to translate them.

Covering my ass noted. 🙂

Originally posted by josephw
The King James is a translation. All the rest of the English Bibles are versions.

Dude, do you think I was serious? 😕
Correction noted 🙂

Originally posted by josephw
The King James is a translation. All the rest of the English Bibles are versions.

The KJV is an Anglo-Saxon translation. It's a difficult read because modern English isn't purely Anglo-Saxon as it was then.

My favorite translation is NRSV, translated from Hebrew and Greek.

Some Bibles are paraphrases, not versions, such as the Living Bible.