02 Dec '13 15:43>11 edits
wolfgang59,
If you work really really hard at it, you just might be able to rest in the assumption that Jesus of Nazareth is just like the tooth fairy.
Here's how you could go about it.
1.) Like Jesus show a 2000 year old tradition forming a backround in the expectation of a coming national messiah. Show that a tooth fairy had as much national backround history and culture related to its arrival.
2.) Like [/b]Jesus[/b] publish words and deeds that eyewitnesses claim were said and performed.
3.) Like with Jesus bring forth four biographies or so examining the major aspects of said person's activity.
4.) Like with Jesus weigh the impact of said tooth fairies enfluence on world culture for the last 20 centuries.
Maybe you could compare record of the number dimes placed under pillows with the rise of Christian congregations. )
5.) Like with Jesus over the last 20 centuries review the number of countries and languages which have volumes written concerning a tooth fairy.
(You might go to your local Public Library and compare the number of books related either pro or con about a tooth fairy with those discussing in some way Jesus Christ.
6.) Open your Yellow Pages and compare the number of references to Christ or Christian with the number of references to the tooth fairy.
7.) Compare how many websites are devoted to subjects "Chistian" or related to Jesus with those related in some way to a tooth fairy.
8.) Compare the number of biographies and autobiographies of confessed or alledged Christians with those of people devoting their lives to service of a tooth fairy.
9.) Compare the number of songs written around the world related to Jesus or things Christian with those pertaining to a tooth fairy.
10.) Compare say Foxes Book of Christian Martyrs with some equivalent volume expounding on the death of people for the sake of a tooth fairy.
11.) Review how many serious philosophical writings discuss in depth Christ for the last six hundred years with those seriously discussing with equal volume content a tooth fairy.
12.) Even casually asking about 50 people at random. Ask them which by and large they have given any thought concerning -
a.) a tooth fairy
b.) the claims of Jesus Christ
See how your numbers compare.
13.) Compare any claims of said tooth fairy with claims of Jesus.
Ie. What is said about the few following problems of human beings.
a.) the origin of the mankind
b.) the problem of moral waywardness
c.) the problem of death
d.) any teaching of redemption, salvation, reconciliation.
14.) Compare what prophecies the tooth fairy is said to have fulfilled with those believed to have been fulfilled by the coming of Jesus.
15.) Consider how much argumentation has been had in the modern media involving a tooth fairy as compared to that related to the historicity or claims of Jesus Christ.
16.) Even go to the CHILDREN'S section of the Public Library and compare the number of children's books related in some way to things Christian with issues pertaining to a tooth fairy.
Maybe after researching some of these issues you will come back with a silly grin on your juvenile face saying - "Oh, Jesus is just the same as the tooth fairy, you know ?"
And you'd be a lying fool.
Recently we (my family) have taken to thanking the FSM, tooth fairy or other random "deity" at meal times to remind ourselves how lucky we are and not to take our comfortable lives for granted.
If you work really really hard at it, you just might be able to rest in the assumption that Jesus of Nazareth is just like the tooth fairy.
Here's how you could go about it.
1.) Like Jesus show a 2000 year old tradition forming a backround in the expectation of a coming national messiah. Show that a tooth fairy had as much national backround history and culture related to its arrival.
2.) Like [/b]Jesus[/b] publish words and deeds that eyewitnesses claim were said and performed.
3.) Like with Jesus bring forth four biographies or so examining the major aspects of said person's activity.
4.) Like with Jesus weigh the impact of said tooth fairies enfluence on world culture for the last 20 centuries.
Maybe you could compare record of the number dimes placed under pillows with the rise of Christian congregations. )
5.) Like with Jesus over the last 20 centuries review the number of countries and languages which have volumes written concerning a tooth fairy.
(You might go to your local Public Library and compare the number of books related either pro or con about a tooth fairy with those discussing in some way Jesus Christ.
6.) Open your Yellow Pages and compare the number of references to Christ or Christian with the number of references to the tooth fairy.
7.) Compare how many websites are devoted to subjects "Chistian" or related to Jesus with those related in some way to a tooth fairy.
8.) Compare the number of biographies and autobiographies of confessed or alledged Christians with those of people devoting their lives to service of a tooth fairy.
9.) Compare the number of songs written around the world related to Jesus or things Christian with those pertaining to a tooth fairy.
10.) Compare say Foxes Book of Christian Martyrs with some equivalent volume expounding on the death of people for the sake of a tooth fairy.
11.) Review how many serious philosophical writings discuss in depth Christ for the last six hundred years with those seriously discussing with equal volume content a tooth fairy.
12.) Even casually asking about 50 people at random. Ask them which by and large they have given any thought concerning -
a.) a tooth fairy
b.) the claims of Jesus Christ
See how your numbers compare.
13.) Compare any claims of said tooth fairy with claims of Jesus.
Ie. What is said about the few following problems of human beings.
a.) the origin of the mankind
b.) the problem of moral waywardness
c.) the problem of death
d.) any teaching of redemption, salvation, reconciliation.
14.) Compare what prophecies the tooth fairy is said to have fulfilled with those believed to have been fulfilled by the coming of Jesus.
15.) Consider how much argumentation has been had in the modern media involving a tooth fairy as compared to that related to the historicity or claims of Jesus Christ.
16.) Even go to the CHILDREN'S section of the Public Library and compare the number of children's books related in some way to things Christian with issues pertaining to a tooth fairy.
Maybe after researching some of these issues you will come back with a silly grin on your juvenile face saying - "Oh, Jesus is just the same as the tooth fairy, you know ?"
And you'd be a lying fool.