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when it really comes from the heart, even if you dont believe in god maybe you should try it. pray to no particular person, just talk to an imaginary person and pretend its god, it feels good and who knows maybe it is god. 😕

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
when it really comes from the heart, even if you dont believe in god maybe you should try it. pray to no particular person, just talk to an imaginary person and pretend its god, it feels good and who knows maybe it is god. 😕
Dear Santa Claus, i know i haven't been in contact for a while now, but i have some issues i'd like to get off my chest. You see, the World has gone insane, they keep insisting that you don't exist and that some guy called God created everything. Now I know it was really you and your elves really, but they just won't listen! Can you send me a sign? (Oh, and a new bicycle, preferably one with stabilisers, i'm not really confident traveling on two wheels, i need support)... 🙄

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
... it feels good ...
So does smoking certain drugs. Both can make you insane.

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
Dear Santa Claus, i know i haven't been in contact for a while now, but i have some issues i'd like to get off my chest. You see, the World has gone insane, they keep insisting that you don't exist and that some guy called God created everything. Now I know it was really you and your elves really, but they just won't listen! Can you send me a sign? (Oh, ...[text shortened]... e with stabilisers, i'm not really confident traveling on two wheels, i need support)... 🙄
Feel better now?

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Originally posted by Jay Joos
Feel better now?
Absolutely, i might make this a regular thing. 🙂

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
Dear Santa Claus, i know i haven't been in contact for a while now, but i have some issues i'd like to get off my chest. You see, the World has gone insane, they keep insisting that you don't exist and that some guy called God created everything. Now I know it was really you and your elves really, but they just won't listen! Can you send me a sign? (Oh, ...[text shortened]... e with stabilisers, i'm not really confident traveling on two wheels, i need support)... 🙄
do you call this a prayer!!!!

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Originally posted by ahosyney
do you call this a prayer!!!!
He forgot to mention that he prays it five times daily, while facing north and prostrating himself on a sled.

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Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
He forgot to mention that he prays it five times daily, while facing north and prostrating himself on a sled.
Hilarious! Too bad my rec budget is tapped out.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
when it really comes from the heart, even if you dont believe in god maybe you should try it. pray to no particular person, just talk to an imaginary person and pretend its god, it feels good and who knows maybe it is god. 😕
Thats an interesting idea. Never really thought about it until now, but I might trying praying to Allah or Vishnu or someone and see if they answer. Never really had much luck with the Christian God.

Actually, maybe I won't...

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Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
He forgot to mention that he prays it five times daily, while facing north and prostrating himself on a sled.
facing north, why north, why not south.

What do you mean by sled, I searched the dictionary , I found it doesn't make sense in this sentense.

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Originally posted by ahosyney
facing north, why north, why not south.

What do you mean by sled, I searched the dictionary , I found it doesn't make sense in this sentense.
Maybe there should be a 'g' in it. I don't know. I thought the internet had already killed spelling?

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Originally posted by Jake Ellison
Maybe there should be a 'g' in it. I don't know. I thought the internet had already killed spelling?
honestly if you don't except God into your heart he will not hear your prayers

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Originally posted by LivingForJesus
honestly if you don't except God into your heart he will not hear your prayers
Oh, so he's not omiscient and omipresent? Its weird some people say gods in everybody and knows everything. God should have made that clearer.

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Originally posted by Jake Ellison
Oh, so he's not omiscient and omipresent? Its weird some people say gods in everybody and knows everything. God should have made that clearer.
Well, He was in the virgin Mary...

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
Dear Santa Claus, i know i haven't been in contact for a while now, but i have some issues i'd like to get off my chest. You see, the World has gone insane, they keep insisting that you don't exist and that some guy called God created everything. Now I know it was really you and your elves really, but they just won't listen! Can you send me a sign? (Oh, ...[text shortened]... e with stabilisers, i'm not really confident traveling on two wheels, i need support)... 🙄
you dont have to believe in god to pray, maybe you can use it as a way to relieve stress. if you did something bad that day, maybe you can pretend they are there and say what you would say to them, like "please forgive me..." and pray like that. you dont have to pray to god, it feels good to just pray to nothing also.