Originally posted by josephw
I have a difficult enough of a time just moderating myself.
How about just making a few simple rules like no name calling, no personal derisive remarks and staying on topic.
The moderator could simply remove the offending post.
How difficult?
A husband went to the police station to report his wife missing:
Husband: I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: I really never noticed.
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress, suit, I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter V6 powerplant generating 333 PS with an 8-speed Triptonic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door… (at this point the husband started crying).
Sergeant: Don't worry sir... We will find your car.
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