Was God a hypocrite or what?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Yeah... I bet, however, that she didn't tell you before hand that she had the kids by immaculate conception and that she spoke with angels...

It's not the pregnancy or child which is the frightening part.

all women are a little crazy, it goes with the territory😛😕

Originally posted by duecer
all women are a little crazy, it goes with the territory😛😕

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Originally posted by twhitehead
But if God is laying down the law, I see no real reason why he would feel compelled to follow it himself.

But, doesn't Him not following the law he lays down not make him a hypocrite then?

He's obviously not compelled to follow anything, but that doesn't un-make his hypocrisy.

Originally posted by duecer
all women are a little crazy, it goes with the territory😛😕

Besides that being a sweeping generalisation, I would like to point out that there is a significant difference between whining about toilet seats and actually thinking a supreme being (William Shatner, God or whoever) has impregnated you.

Originally posted by yo its me
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except YIM😳

Originally posted by yo its me
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hehe

Originally posted by shavixmir
Besides that being a sweeping generalisation, I would like to point out that there is a significant difference between whining about toilet seats and actually thinking a supreme being (William Shatner, God or whoever) has impregnated you.

well to Joseph's credit, he saw past the "craziness", and saw a woman he loved. He could have spurned her, but he knew what kind of life that would have meant for her.

Originally posted by duecer
well to Joseph's credit, he saw past the "craziness", and saw a woman he loved. He could have spurned her, but he knew what kind of life that would have meant for her.

Maybe it did, maybe it didn't.
But you're diverting from the point at hand, which is that God impregnated her, yet tells us not to shag around.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Maybe it did, maybe it didn't.
But you're diverting from the point at hand, which is that God impregnated her, yet tells us not to shag around.

I would hardly call impregnating one lone virgin "shagging around"

Originally posted by duecer
I would hardly call impregnating one lone virgin "shagging around"

One we know about, dude!

I mean, if I was a virgin who'd been impregnated by God, then I certainly wouldn't admit to that! I'd say something along the lines of: "It must have been a toilet seat or something."

Originally posted by shavixmir
Exactly how am I being the hypocrite here?

Didn't God conceive with a married woman?
Doesn't God tell us that we shouldn't be shagging other men's wives?[/b]

This is a ruse. I know you know better. Be serious or forget it.

Originally posted by josephw
This is a ruse. I know you know better. Be serious or forget it.

Is it true or isn't it?

Your God is a hypocrite!

Originally posted by yo its me
what are you doing?

He's displaying how clever a lampoon he can make.

He's showing us all how talented he is at creating satires to mock God, the Bible, and believers in the Bible.

Originally posted by jaywill
He's displaying how clever a lampoon he can make.

He's showing us all how talented he is at creating satires to mock God, the Bible, and believers in the Bible.

Thank you.
However, I am really just masturbating.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Thank you.
However, I am really just masturbating.

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I think I need a shower😛