Originally posted by windmillSilly Kiwi...the question is "How far is Heaven?"
I tried looking in my pocket but I forgot it.I looked in my shoe but all I found was my foot.I asked a man walking down the road and he pointed to the sky."How do I get up there"I asked."I don't know"he replied.So I got a ladder but it wasn't long enough.I tried jumping up really high but all I found was a sore foot as I forgot to put my shoe back on.Where is heaven....someone please explain.Also can you go surfing there?
Originally posted by NicolaasTranscript of an actual conversation I had minutes ago:
No one but God can show you the way. Pray and ask Him, and you shall receive.
Originally posted by lucifershammerOkay, I took your advice and tried again:
Wrong question. Heaven is not a "where" but a "what".
Originally posted by NicolaasI gave him the benefit of the doubt for those moments. It didn't seem to matter. Apparently I must have an unwavering belief in his existence before I get any of his cool superpowers. Is that right?
So if you talked to Him, did you really believe He was there?
Originally posted by darvlayNot much (except maybe a tad too much impatience).
Okay, I took your advice and tried again:
darvlay: God, it's me again. I meant to say "What is Heaven?"
darvlay: Oh, forget it.
Are you guys having any better luck than me at this? What am I doing wrong?