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    20 Mar '07 02:08
    I know that people frequently get very upset with a handful of theists on the site as their brand of faith is often experienced other than what it is intended. Many have had experiences of faith where the desired outcome was lost. Most often a lost trust in an individual that was translated as a lost trust in God.

    So here is a true story and see if you can guess what the end result or consequence of these events. A young woman in her early thirties with a young child had a husband who died at a very young age of a stroke. The minister who did his funeral had an affair with her shortly after the funeral. It was never revealed to anyone and he eventually left this church to serve other churches. This woman felt incredible guilt. What is it that she felt guilty for? Finish the story.
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    20 Mar '07 02:32
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    I know that people frequently get very upset with a handful of theists on the site as their brand of faith is often experienced other than what it is intended. Many have had experiences of faith where the desired outcome was lost. Most often a lost trust in an individual that was translated as a lost trust in God.

    So here is a true story and see i ...[text shortened]... hes. This woman felt incredible guilt. What is it that she felt guilty for? Finish the story.
    Let's see...that she actually started that affair while her husband was still alive?
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    20 Mar '07 02:341 edit
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Let's see...that she actually started that affair while her husband was still alive?
    No. You are thinking too rationally. This may be a tough assignment for you. Think supernatural. I should add that this woman appeared to be very normal and rational in every aspect other than having cancer.
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    20 Mar '07 02:37
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    I know that people frequently get very upset with a handful of theists on the site as their brand of faith is often experienced other than what it is intended. Many have had experiences of faith where the desired outcome was lost. Most often a lost trust in an individual that was translated as a lost trust in God.

    So here is a true story and see i ...[text shortened]... hes. This woman felt incredible guilt. What is it that she felt guilty for? Finish the story.
    maybe she believed it was her fault he had a stroke
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    20 Mar '07 02:39
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    No. You are thinking too rationally. This may be a tough assignment for you. Think supernatural. I should add that this woman appeared to be very normal and rational in every aspect other than having cancer.
    Ok, let me try this...she felt guilty because she came to believe that her husband's death was God's way of punishing her proactively for her future adultery.
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    20 Mar '07 02:42
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Ok, let me try this...she felt guilty because she came to believe that her husband's death was God's way of punishing her proactively for her future adultery.
    Let's see if I can help. Who was the affair with?
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    20 Mar '07 02:43
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Let's see if I can help. Who was the affair with?
    she had an affair with God?
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    20 Mar '07 02:45
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Let's see if I can help. Who was the affair with?
    Uh oh, was the minister a woman?
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    20 Mar '07 02:45
    Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
    she had an affair with God?
    She asked her family to leave the room. She said she had a lot of guilty feelings. After they left and we talked for a while, I asked her what was behind all the guilt she felt. She said, " I sucked Jesus' penis."

    Nice going EV.
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    20 Mar '07 02:46
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Uh oh, was the minister a woman?
    She might have had less guilt. Jesus didn't have a vagina that I know of.
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    20 Mar '07 02:47
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    She asked her family to leave the room. She said she had a lot of guilty feelings. After they left and we talked for a while, I asked her what was behind all the guilt she felt. She said, " I sucked Jesus' penis."

    Nice going EV.
    that is not possible, unless she is referring to the minister; but he's just a minister
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    20 Mar '07 02:47
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    She asked her family to leave the room. She said she had a lot of guilty feelings. After they left and we talked for a while, I asked her what was behind all the guilt she felt. She said, " I sucked Jesus' penis."

    Nice going EV.
    What does a Reverend do in such a situation? Ask her if she swallowed?
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    20 Mar '07 02:49
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    What does a Reverend do in such a situation? Ask her if she swallowed?
    tell her she did a good deed and jesus loves her
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    20 Mar '07 02:53
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    What does a Reverend do in such a situation? Ask her if she swallowed?
    Well, yes, in a way you do as it is important, I believe, to convey your interest in her story. It's not every day you get one of these jewels.
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    20 Mar '07 02:55
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Well, yes, in a way you do as it is important, I believe, to convey your interest in her story. It's not every day you get one of these jewels.
    That's good. I imagine you try to help people see the bright side of things as well, like at least she wasn't still blowing her dead husband.
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