Will masterbation make me deaf?

Originally posted by stellspalfie
did jesus masturbate or have sexual thoughts? if he was hetrosexual he must of had thoughts of that nature or we wouldnt be able to define his sexual orientation. which leads me to wonder, what got jesus off? my guess would be being a bdsm slave, as is common with men in stressful, powerful jobs. the turin shroud was probably his gimp mask.

He finally got nailed in the end.

And the claim is that he liked it so much he came back for more.