Will masterbation make me deaf?

Serious question: Is masterbation really a bad thing?



Edit: Decided to edit out the funny JW video link. PM me if you want it.

Originally posted by divegeester
Serious question: Is masterbation really a bad thing?



Edit: Decided to edit out the funny JW video link. PM me if you want it.

It can cause calluses and blisters on the hands [hand, or hands, depends on how ambidextrous you are, with regard to your "self-love"]

Not sure about making you deaf, depends on how loud you get I suppose.

Originally posted by divegeester
Serious question: Is masterbation really a bad thing?

No.

There are a lot of ridiculous rumours that have gone around about it though. I remember claims that it would make you blind and cause you to get hair on the palms of your hands.

Originally posted by PsychoPawn
No.

I beg to differ. There may be some positive statistical correlation between the frequency of choking the chicken (frequency being both how often and the sound aspect) and the number of guys going deaf.

Obviously he hasn't done it enough to go blind, if he can post here.

Originally posted by CLL53
I beg to differ. There may be some positive statistical correlation between the frequency of choking the chicken (frequency being both how often and the sound aspect) and the number of guys going deaf.

Beg all you want.

I think if you're going deaf then you're doing it really wrong.

There is also a correlation between people stroking it and people dying eventually, but that doesn't mean one causes the other.

Originally posted by PsychoPawn
Beg all you want.

I think if you're going deaf then you're doing it really wrong.

There is also a correlation between people stroking it and people dying eventually, but that doesn't mean one causes the other.

Don't know about the "doing it wrong" cause, could be just due to doing it too loudly.

All in all, just kidding completely, as how anyone could consider the original post as serious is puzzling.

Originally posted by CLL53
Don't know about the "doing it wrong" cause, could be just due to doing it too loudly.

All in all, just kidding completely, as how anyone could consider the original post as serious is puzzling.

meh... I tend to take things too seriously sometimes when I respond quickly.

It is sometimes surprising to me how many people do actually believe some of the ridiculous crap that goes around though.

Originally posted by PsychoPawn
meh... I tend to take things too seriously sometimes when I respond quickly.

It is sometimes surprising to me how many people do actually believe some of the ridiculous crap that goes around though.

True, but if I can convince some doofus that whacking his mole causes hearing loss, I can get a laugh out of it.

Originally posted by CLL53
True, but if I can convince some doofus that whacking his mole causes hearing loss, I can get a laugh out of it.

Yeah, I might laugh at that poor sap myself.

The thing is, a good lot of people would still do it and I'd still laugh that he would somehow think that he's making that trade.

Originally posted by PsychoPawn
Yeah, I might laugh at that poor sap myself.

The thing is, a good lot of people would still do it and I'd still laugh that he would somehow think that he's making that trade.

Agreed. There may be people who go get a hearing test per every so many "self-love" sessions.

Now there may indeed be physical damages ensue, if the aforementioned participant gets too involved in his activities. Say, for example, if he is really having a wild session and jumping around all over the place and happens to fall down some steps/stairs, out a window, etc. That should be a lesson to whackers, you need a second player, if for no other reason than to have someone to call the ambulance when things get out of "hand".

Originally posted by divegeester
Serious question: Is masterbation really a bad thing?



Edit: Decided to edit out the funny JW video link. PM me if you want it.

This thread's kinda dead without it. 😛

Originally posted by divegeester
Serious question: Is masterbation really a bad thing?



Edit: Decided to edit out the funny JW video link. PM me if you want it.

Don't go jerkin' the gherkin...

Originally posted by CLL53
It can cause calluses and blisters on the hands [hand, or hands, depends on how ambidextrous you are, with regard to your "self-love"]

Not sure about making you deaf, depends on how loud you get I suppose.

You can also cause damage to the foreskin. but all of this is true whether doing it alone or in company. But all this will heal up with a short period of abstinence (so I gather)

As to damage to the ears, I am struggling to imagine.

--- Penguin.

I can't hear you.