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    11 Mar '06 12:51
    Oh dear me, what is happening to the world?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4793198.stm
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    11 Mar '06 13:14
    Originally posted by Starrman
    Oh dear me, what is happening to the world?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4793198.stm
    😵
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    11 Mar '06 13:24
    Originally posted by Starrman
    Oh dear me, what is happening to the world?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4793198.stm
    A large percentage of the new city academic schools are being "sponsored" by christian groups.

    I saw a maths class from one of them on the news the other day...
    "If Jesus had 2 apples, and god gave him 3 apples, how many apples would Jesus have?"

    "If jesus walked 20 miles and met and cured a sick person every mile, how many miracles would jesus have performed by the end of his journey?"

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    11 Mar '06 13:27
    Originally posted by Ragnorak
    A large percentage of the new city academic schools are being "sponsored" by christian groups.

    I saw a maths class from one of them on the news the other day...
    "If Jesus had 2 apples, and god gave him 3 apples, how many apples would Jesus have?"

    "If jesus walked 20 miles and met and cured a sick person every mile, how many miracles would jesus have performed by the end of his journey?"

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    40?

    P-
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    11 Mar '06 13:32
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    40?

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    Jesus still loves you.

    Amen,

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    11 Mar '06 14:07
    Originally posted by Ragnorak
    Jesus still loves you.

    Amen,

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    Jesus needs to re-evalute how he bestows his affections 😞

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    11 Mar '06 14:19
    Originally posted by Ragnorak
    "If Jesus had 2 apples, and god gave him 3 apples, how many apples would Jesus have?"
    As many as he wants. If he'd want there to be 500 apples, there would be 500.

    "If jesus walked 20 miles and met and cured a sick person every mile, how many miracles would jesus have performed by the end of his journey?"

    That depends on how many other miracles he is doing on the way.
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    11 Mar '06 14:27
    Originally posted by Ragnorak
    "If jesus walked 20 miles and met and cured a sick person every mile, how many miracles would jesus have performed by the end of his journey?"
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    at least zero
    maybe more, if he cured the incurable
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    11 Mar '06 14:37
    Originally posted by aging blitzer
    at least zero
    maybe more, if he cured the incurable
    It could be less, if he made some healthy people sick.
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    11 Mar '06 14:44
    Originally posted by aging blitzer
    at least zero
    maybe more, if he cured the incurable
    You people seem to be mixing up this maths lesson with religion, for some reason.

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    11 Mar '06 14:54
    Originally posted by Ragnorak
    You people seem to be mixing up this maths lesson with religion, for some reason.

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    God is everywhere, even in maths. I guess that's why some people find maths so hard to understand.
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    11 Mar '06 21:31
    Originally posted by Nordlys
    God is everywhere, even in maths. I guess that's why some people find maths so hard to understand.
    This is Blair's fault, the slimey, shadow-christain git. I will be writing a letter of protest to the OCR on this.
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    13 Mar '06 17:58
    Originally posted by Starrman
    I will be writing a letter of protest to the OCR on this.
    You will be writing a letter to the Optical Character Recognition?
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    14 Mar '06 00:04
    Originally posted by Ragnorak
    A large percentage of the new city academic schools are being "sponsored" by christian groups.

    I saw a maths class from one of them on the news the other day...
    "If Jesus had 2 apples, and god gave him 3 apples, how many apples would Jesus have?"

    "If jesus walked 20 miles and met and cured a sick person every mile, how many miracles would jesus have performed by the end of his journey?"

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    What if Jesus turned the sick people into apples?
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    14 Mar '06 00:45
    Originally posted by Ragnorak
    I saw a maths class from one of them on the news the other day...
    "If Jesus had 2 apples, and god gave him 3 apples, how many apples would Jesus have?"
    Pepsi?

    Partial Credit!
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