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Starrman

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11 Mar 06 12:51

Starrman

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11 Mar 06 12:51

Oh dear me, what is happening to the world?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4793198.stm

dj2becker

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11 Mar 06 13:14

Originally posted by Starrman
Oh dear me, what is happening to the world?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4793198.stm

😵

Ragnorak

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11 Mar 06 13:24

Originally posted by Starrman
Oh dear me, what is happening to the world?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4793198.stm

A large percentage of the new city academic schools are being "sponsored" by christian groups.

I saw a maths class from one of them on the news the other day...
"If Jesus had 2 apples, and god gave him 3 apples, how many apples would Jesus have?"

"If jesus walked 20 miles and met and cured a sick person every mile, how many miracles would jesus have performed by the end of his journey?"

D

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11 Mar 06 13:27

Originally posted by Ragnorak
A large percentage of the new city academic schools are being "sponsored" by christian groups.

I saw a maths class from one of them on the news the other day...
"If Jesus had 2 apples, and god gave him 3 apples, how many apples would Jesus have?"

"If jesus walked 20 miles and met and cured a sick person every mile, how many miracles would jesus have performed by the end of his journey?"

D

40?

P-

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11 Mar 06 13:32

Originally posted by Phlabibit
40?

P-

Jesus still loves you.

Amen,

D

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11 Mar 06 14:07

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Jesus still loves you.

Amen,

D

Jesus needs to re-evalute how he bestows his affections 😞

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Nordlys

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11 Mar 06 14:19

Originally posted by Ragnorak
"If Jesus had 2 apples, and god gave him 3 apples, how many apples would Jesus have?"

As many as he wants. If he'd want there to be 500 apples, there would be 500.

"If jesus walked 20 miles and met and cured a sick person every mile, how many miracles would jesus have performed by the end of his journey?"

That depends on how many other miracles he is doing on the way.

aging blitzer

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11 Mar 06 14:27

Originally posted by Ragnorak
"If jesus walked 20 miles and met and cured a sick person every mile, how many miracles would jesus have performed by the end of his journey?"
D

at least zero
maybe more, if he cured the incurable

Nordlys

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11 Mar 06 14:37

Originally posted by aging blitzer
at least zero
maybe more, if he cured the incurable

It could be less, if he made some healthy people sick.

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11 Mar 06 14:44

Originally posted by aging blitzer
at least zero
maybe more, if he cured the incurable

You people seem to be mixing up this maths lesson with religion, for some reason.

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Nordlys

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11 Mar 06 14:54

Originally posted by Ragnorak
You people seem to be mixing up this maths lesson with religion, for some reason.

D

God is everywhere, even in maths. I guess that's why some people find maths so hard to understand.

Starrman

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11 Mar 06 21:31

Originally posted by Nordlys
God is everywhere, even in maths. I guess that's why some people find maths so hard to understand.

This is Blair's fault, the slimey, shadow-christain git. I will be writing a letter of protest to the OCR on this.

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13 Mar 06 17:58

Originally posted by Starrman
I will be writing a letter of protest to the OCR on this.

You will be writing a letter to the Optical Character Recognition?

scottishinnz

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14 Mar 06 00:04

Originally posted by Ragnorak
A large percentage of the new city academic schools are being "sponsored" by christian groups.

I saw a maths class from one of them on the news the other day...
"If Jesus had 2 apples, and god gave him 3 apples, how many apples would Jesus have?"

"If jesus walked 20 miles and met and cured a sick person every mile, how many miracles would jesus have performed by the end of his journey?"

D

What if Jesus turned the sick people into apples?

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14 Mar 06 00:45

Originally posted by Ragnorak
I saw a maths class from one of them on the news the other day...
"If Jesus had 2 apples, and god gave him 3 apples, how many apples would Jesus have?"

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