July Sentence Competition

Finish the sentence in 50 words or less (not including the words I give you).

He wasn't sure that the graveyard was really the best place for/to ...

Originally posted by Raven69
Finish the sentence in [b]50 words or less (not including the words I give you).

He wasn't sure that the graveyard was really the best place for/to ...

You may either PM me your entry or post it here. Deadline is July 17, 2010.
Non-sentences will be disqualified.
Only one sentence per person please, if you send/post more tha one unless otherwise specified by you.

The winner will have a chance to win a subscription![/b]

Originally posted by leestatic
Cheating, she was certain a chess forum would yield better replies to make her own, the plan to offer a inferior prize to the one the radio station had offered was almost infallible, however she hadn't envisaged some guy listening to 'Whats new scooby-doo halloween album' seeing right through her deceitfulness.

Originally posted by Raven69
...is that an entry?

Originally posted by leestatic
yeah😞

He wasn't sure that the graveyard was really the best place for their first date but she needed to be made to understand that she'd be put 6 feet under if she didn't obediently cater to his every whim and desire, no matter how denegrating and humilating it made her feel.

He wasn't sure that the graveyard was really the best place for/to sing.

Just a little play on words🙂
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He wasn't sure that the graveyard was really the best place for the annual brownies and girl guides scavenger hunt, but since finagled into acting guide leader following the tragic death of Mrs Blenkinsopp, the Vicar felt assured that her proximity to proceedings would lend an aura of sombre dignity and help quell his mounting trepidation of the parish’s high-spirited pre-adolescent coven.

He wasn't sure that the graveyard was really the best place for a wedding, but he wanted his whole family to attend.

He wasn't sure that the graveyard was really the best place for an orgy, but how else would he be able to get so many participants?

Do we sod punctuation, and put commas where fullstops, periods to you, should be; as all the previous writers have?

Please tell me.

he wasnt sure a graveyard was the best place for the monthly necrophiliacs anonymous meeting, but he was sure it was a bad idea to provide free tea, coffee and shovels.

Originally posted by darvlay
He wasn't sure that the graveyard was really the best place for an orgy, but how else would he be able to get so many participants?

Originally posted by Palynka
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