An accordianist was on his way home from a gig, but he had to make a quick stop to pick up some milk at the convenience store. So he pulled up his car to the parking spot right in front of the store. As he got out, he was concerned about someone stealing his accordian which was in the back seat, but since he was only going to be gone for a couple of minutes, he figured locking the car was safe enough. However, as he came out of the store he was shocked to see the window of his car smashed in. Hurrying over to his car, he looked in and now there were two accordians in the back seat!
Originally posted by StTito How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
one, the singer holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him.
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?