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Don't waste your time going to vote in the US elections.
According to the BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3727606.stm) the candidate with the shortest surname will win i.e. Bush.
Apparently, Reagan was the only Republican candidate since Nixon to have a two syllable surname, Clinton and Carter are the only presidents since WWII to beat candidates with a shorter surname than themselves.

A while ago I heard a report that candidates from southern US states are far more likely to be elected than from other states, although I can't find a reference to it right now.

A couple of days ago I heard a report that if the Washington Redskins win their last game of the season, then the incumbent president will win. Again, apparently the last 15 or so elections have followed this pattern.

So, in summary, don't waste your time going out to vote ๐Ÿ™‚

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You got it all wrong. It's all about height. Since the advent of television, only one President beat out a taller man for the popular vote: 5'9 Jimmy Carter beat 6'2 Gerald Ford.

The last election is another situation where the shorter man won, but not by popular vote!

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Originally posted by Varg
Don't waste your time going to vote in the US elections.
According to the BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3727606.stm) the candidate with the shortest surname will win i.e. Bush.
Apparently, Reagan was the only Republican candidate since Nixon to have a two syllable surname, Clinton and Carter are the only presidents since WWII to beat candidates wi ...[text shortened]... tions have followed this pattern.

So, in summary, don't waste your time going out to vote ๐Ÿ™‚
I believe in alphabet theory. Names are listed in that order so lazy voters pick the one on top.

Amercan Presidents: Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter. Four out of five within the first three letters of the alphabet.

A few more:

NZ - Clark UK- Blair, France - Chirac

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Originally posted by steerpike
I believe in alphabet theory. Names are listed in that order so lazy voters pick the one on top.

Amercan Presidents: Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter. Four out of five within the first three letters of the alphabet.

A few more:

NZ - Clark UK- Blair, France - Chirac

Except Bliar's not elected as prime minister by the electorate.

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Originally posted by Varg
So, in summary, don't waste your time going out to vote ๐Ÿ™‚
Even if u do vote, they'll just change it to Bush anyway. I can't believe the Florida fiasco hasn't led to any tightening of rules/regulations. It seems that things have gotten worse with electronic voting machines installed by one of the Bush's crony companies. No paper trail = Bush victory, simple as that.

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Originally posted by steerpike
I believe in alphabet theory. Names are listed in that order so lazy voters pick the one on top.

Amercan Presidents: Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter. Four out of five within the first three letters of the alphabet.

A few more:

NZ - Clark UK- Blair, France - Chirac

I'm off to change my name to Aardvark - I'm bound to win a seat at our next general election.

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So when is the Redskins last game?

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Originally posted by Varg
So when is the Redskins last game?
Not untill after the election๐Ÿ˜ฒ Kind shoots a hole in that theory unless they were talking about last season?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
You got it all wrong. It's all about height. Since the advent of television, only one President beat out a taller man for the popular vote: 5'9 Jimmy Carter beat 6'2 Gerald Ford.

The last election is another situation where the shorter man won, but not by popular vote!
Wasn't Gore taller than Bush? Oh yeah, Gore actually won that election.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Even if u do vote, they'll just change it to Bush anyway. I can't believe the Florida fiasco hasn't led to any tightening of rules/regulations. It seems that things have gotten worse with electronic voting machines installed by one of the Bush's crony companies. No paper trail = Bush victory, simple as that.

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I'm sure it would have but after Sept 11th, democrats could not take up "partisan" issues. Then when the Republicans won both the House of Reps and the Senate, nobody was going to care about election reform, except where it involved Texas.

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Originally posted by steerpike
I believe in alphabet theory. Names are listed in that order so lazy voters pick the one on top.

Amercan Presidents: Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter. Four out of five within the first three letters of the alphabet.

A few more:

NZ - Clark UK- Blair, France - Chirac

Hmm - stupid me, I thought that the US had had more than 5 presidents.
Turns out my school history books must have been very unprecise, now I only wonder who those guys Washington, Truman, Roosevelt and Kennedy realy was.

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Originally posted by knapperja
Wasn't Gore taller than Bush? Oh yeah, Gore actually won that election.
How come he isn't president then?

Does your lack of knowledge of the system invalidate it?

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Originally posted by Varg
So when is the Redskins last game?
HEhe....

And they play the Cowboys that weekend too.

Man, making an Eagles fan root for the Cowboys.....oh its painful.......

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Originally posted by Scheel
Hmm - stupid me, I thought that the US had had more than 5 presidents.
Turns out my school history books must have been very unprecise, now I only wonder who those guys Washington, Truman, Roosevelt and Kennedy realy was.
Thanks for your help there Scheel -so there were nine of them?

Here are a few recent Vice-Presidents - Cheney, Gore, Quayle, Bush, Ford, Rockefeller and Agnew and one potential - Edwards.

Does my alphabet theory still hold?

no1marauder
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Originally posted by steerpike
Thanks for your help there Scheel -so there were nine of them?

Here are a few recent Vice-Presidents - Cheney, Gore, Quayle, Bush, Ford, Rockefeller and Agnew and one potential - Edwards.

Does my alphabet theory still hold?

Actually no. Names are NOT listed on the ballot alphabetically in the United States; in most states the party that got the most votes for the highest office in the last election is listed first, the second highest is listed second, etc. In primary elections, the order of the candidates is usually decided by a random drawing. So the "lazy voter" voting alphabetically theory doesn't hold up at least in the US.

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