What do you do for a living THREAD

Alright, since some people here ask always the same question, here is, due to popular demand and with drumroll... ladies and gentlemen... *Michael Buffer voice here*

Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The What do I do for a living thread!! 😵

I'll start:

I am a roadie for the K. Federline world tour and on my spare time I stand in the corners of Helsinki and give away flyers of Seksi Piste sexshop. I am an alcoholic and RHP is my way of meeting women.

i am based in the City, where i am a lonely goatherd

I'm an assistant urologist.

Or maybe I'm just taking the piss.

I'm a lunatic, living in a very heavy secured institute.

My only contact with the outside world is thru the internet.

If I told you what I really did there would be nothing to DEBATE.

So I'll make something up: I'm a Social Disfunction Analysis Co-ordinator.

i arr a englais techer

eeu meen eenglich tee-share?

Professional hermit.

I'm a professional observer.

Originally posted by Seitse
Alright, since some people here ask always the same question, here is, due to popular demand and with drumroll... ladies and gentlemen... *Michael Buffer voice here*

[b]Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The What do I do for a living thread!! 😵

I'll start:

I am a roadie for the K. Federline world tour and on my spare time I sta ...[text shortened]... give away flyers of Seksi Piste sexshop. I am an alcoholic and RHP is my way of meeting women.[/b]

Originally posted by lausey
I work for a small IT company contracted to the government.

After getting out of a bad relationship and being single for a while, RHP is my way of [b]not meeting women. 🙂[/b]

Originally posted by Redmike
You work for a company which only produces small programs?

I tell people they're wrong.

No, wait, that's not exactly right...