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Originally posted by spruce112358
I tell people they're wrong.

No, wait, that's not exactly right...
I sell used tampons at a kiosk in Odessa, Ukraine.

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Originally posted by Wulebgr
i arr a englais techer
I thought you claimed to be an historian and literary scholar.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Alright, since some people here ask always the same question, here is, due to popular demand and with drumroll... ladies and gentlemen... *Michael Buffer voice here*

[b]Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The What do I do for a living thread!! 😵

I'll start:

I am a roadie for the K. Federline world tour and on my spare time I sta ...[text shortened]... give away flyers of Seksi Piste sexshop. I am an alcoholic and RHP is my way of meeting women.[/b]
What do you do for money honey, where do you get your kicks?

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I serve in the Grammar & Spelling Army.

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I live off dividends.

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Originally posted by mochiron
I sell used tampons at a kiosk in Odessa, Ukraine.
Oh, so that's your reply, is it?

Well let me tell you...YOU'RE WRONG!

As everyone knows, there are no kiosks in the Ukraine!

Wait, what the hell am I talking about? Damn it, 2003 was a good year for French wine. Vive la France! Vive FrenchQueen! Vive everybody! [hic]

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Originally posted by Seitse
Alright, since some people here ask always the same question, here is, due to popular demand and with drumroll... ladies and gentlemen... *Michael Buffer voice here*

[b]Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The What do I do for a living thread!! 😵

I'll start:

I am a roadie for the K. Federline world tour and on my spare time I sta ...[text shortened]... give away flyers of Seksi Piste sexshop. I am an alcoholic and RHP is my way of meeting women.[/b]
I put rubbers on termites so they don't flock up the wood.

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Originally posted by mochiron
I sell used tampons at a kiosk in Odessa, Ukraine.
I am a player/coach for a woman's team which produces the merchandise at said kiosk.

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Originally posted by Philodor
I thought you claimed to be an historian and literary scholar.
hu·mour Pronunciation (hymr)
n.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humour.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing

[EDIT] Oh, I'm an unemployed irish man doing voluntary work for the local communist paper. LONG LIVE THE INDISSOLUTE UNION OF THE WORKING CLASS, THE PEASANTRY, AND THE INTELLIGENTSIA!
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Originally posted by Ragnorak
[b]hu·mor Pronunciation (hymr)
n.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing

[EDIT] Oh, I'm an unemployed irish man doing voluntary work for the local communist paper. LONG LIVE THE INDISSOLUTE UNION OF THE WORKING CLASS, THE PEASANTRY, AND THE INTELLIGENTSIA!
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humour

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Originally posted by Ian68
humour
Indeed.

I used to work for a book company which specialized in converting American books into the Queen's english. That was probably my favorite job ever.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Indeed.

I used to work for a book company which specialized in converting American books into the Queen's english. That was probably my favorite job ever.

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favorite
Favourite.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
[b]favorite
Favourite.[/b]
Well spotted. I hope he wasn't employed as a proof reader!

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
[b]favorite
Favourite.[/b]
hu·mour Pronunciation (hymr)
n.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humour.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
[b]favorite
Favourite.[/b]
You missed one. 😲

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