Once while playing music on stage I raised my eyebrows and smiled at this girl while nodding my head towards the door just as we were finishing the song. Just as I set my guitar down and looked up she was already waiting there and smiling back. I never even found out her name, we were too busy exchanging bodily fluids and then we hear the guys in the band calling out for me in the parking lot. It was time to go and play. I remember asking her name as we walked in and she told me hers and I told her mine but I never saw her at the end of the night and had forgotten her name by the next day.
So that was my best pick up line,,, wiggling the ole eyebrows, smiling and nodding at the door!
Originally posted by WeadleyBut these are supposed to be your worst chat-up lines, this one actually worked! My chat-up lines were so bad the mods had to delete them. 😀
Once while playing music on stage I raised my eyebrows and smiled at this girl while nodding my head towards the door just as we were finishing the song. Just as I set my guitar down and looked up she was already waiting there and smiling back. I never even found out her name, we were too busy exchanging bodily fluids and then we hear the guys in the band ca ...[text shortened]...
So that was my best pick up line,,, wiggling the ole eyebrows, smiling and nodding at the door!
ps why do I imagine the mods all driving around on scooters?
Don't I know you from somewhere?
I've seen you somewhere before?
Are you a model?
Are you in the adult film industry?
I make alot of money.
My wife doesn't understand me.
Are you old enough to be in here?
The list could go on forever. Pick up lines are lame and never work. An actual hi my name..... works fairly well though, unless your saying it her chest and trying to shake her nipple.😛