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Yeah. Where's Skeeter?
😀

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Originally posted by mokko
so you wanna cook me breakfast?
A guy actually said this to me! 😕😠😞😕
Reminds me of the guy who asked 'How do you like you eggs in the morning?'.

And she replied 'Unfertilised'.

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Originally posted by mokko
ouch,
get slapped alot?
Used to, married now... come to think of it I still get slapped alot.... must be my winning charm.

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"heaven must be missing an angel tonight, because you have got one lovely rack!"

I think I might lead with that one some time soon.

P.S. ('Rack' is slang for 'personalities', one notes)

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My womanizing little brother could make this work:

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

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Once while playing music on stage I raised my eyebrows and smiled at this girl while nodding my head towards the door just as we were finishing the song. Just as I set my guitar down and looked up she was already waiting there and smiling back. I never even found out her name, we were too busy exchanging bodily fluids and then we hear the guys in the band calling out for me in the parking lot. It was time to go and play. I remember asking her name as we walked in and she told me hers and I told her mine but I never saw her at the end of the night and had forgotten her name by the next day.

So that was my best pick up line,,, wiggling the ole eyebrows, smiling and nodding at the door!

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Originally posted by Weadley
Once while playing music on stage I raised my eyebrows and smiled at this girl while nodding my head towards the door just as we were finishing the song. Just as I set my guitar down and looked up she was already waiting there and smiling back. I never even found out her name, we were too busy exchanging bodily fluids and then we hear the guys in the band ca ...[text shortened]...
So that was my best pick up line,,, wiggling the ole eyebrows, smiling and nodding at the door!
But these are supposed to be your worst chat-up lines, this one actually worked! My chat-up lines were so bad the mods had to delete them. 😀

ps why do I imagine the mods all driving around on scooters?

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In the words of Jimmy (forget the last name)...that's a nice rack!

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"Excuse me? Are you from Nashville?"

Woman looks totally befuddled and answers, "No"

"Because you are the only TEN-I-SEE?"

Get it? Please quit pelting me with popcorn and beer bottles now as I let myself out......

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
"Excuse me? Are you from Nashville?"

Woman looks totally befuddled and answers, "No"

"Because you are the only TEN-I-SEE?"

Get it? Please quit pelting me with popcorn and beer bottles now as I let myself out......

I actually thought that was quite funny. 😀

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Don't I know you from somewhere?
I've seen you somewhere before?
Are you a model?
Are you in the adult film industry?
I make alot of money.
My wife doesn't understand me.
Are you old enough to be in here?
The list could go on forever. Pick up lines are lame and never work. An actual hi my name..... works fairly well though, unless your saying it her chest and trying to shake her nipple.😛

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Originally posted by mokko
An actual hi my name..... works fairly well though, unless your saying it her chest and trying to shake her nipple.😛
That's where I always go wrong...