World's Worst Pickup Lines .....

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"


Do you also have a "World's Worst Pickup Line" ? What is it ?


Here's another one:

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"Hi, my name is Ivanhoe"

"Can you bend over and touch your toes? Well, none of my ex-girlfriends can."

"Hello, would you like to shake hands with the devil?"

"you know for a large person you don't sweat much"

"That's half the size of the arse I'm used to."

so you wanna cook me breakfast?
A guy actually said this to me! 😕😠😞😕

"Excuse me you're in the way of the bar."

Is your mum hot?

Your dress is going to look great crumpled up on my floor.

There's nothing on TV... wanna #$&!?

Damn you make my pants tight!

And the worst pickup line ever used:
Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I swear I can see myself in your pants.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Your dress is going to look great crumpled up on my floor.

There's nothing on TV... wanna #$&!?

Damn you make my pants tight!

And the worst pickup line ever used:
Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I swear I can see myself in your pants.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Your dress is going to look great crumpled up on my floor.

There's nothing on TV... wanna #$&!?

Damn you make my pants tight!

And the worst pickup line ever used:
Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I swear I can see myself in your pants.

heres one my friend uses..sereously..

"Open wide and say... UNGHHH(sloppy gargle gutteral gag sound)!"

(on approaching the girl at the bar from ten feet out...)

"Julie....it's brilliant to see you again, must be... a year...oh I'm really sorry, I thought you were er I .... well let me get you a drink anyway."



But I think the ladies need to come in a judge these...

Originally posted by Tirau Dan
(on approaching the girl at the bar from ten feet out...)

"Julie....it's brilliant to see you again, must be... a year...oh I'm really sorry, I thought you were er I .... well let me get you a drink anyway."



But I think the ladies need to come in a judge these...