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Originally posted by slimjim
How about Would you like to sit on my face so I can nose you?
Come and sit on my lap and see whats pops up.

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Originally posted by slimjim
How about Would you like to sit on my face so I can nose you?
I like to serenade the ladies.

*Ahem*

"Sit on my faaaaaace, and tell me that you love meeeee.
Sit on my faaaace, and tell me that you dooooo."

Normally does the trick.

; D

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Go up to a girl with a drink, and throw the ice out of it onto the floor and stamp on it, then say 'Hi, just breaking the ice.'

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i really love your peaches wanna taste my cream

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Do you come here often?
Cause I just did!
Right here! Just now!
Look... there it was again!

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I remember one guy at uni found it hillarious to change the last line of any chat-up line used to ...'would you sit on my face?' e.g. 'If I said you had a beautiful body... would you sit on my face?'

I remember once he got so drunk he actually tried on a girl in a club. The best part was she actually turned around and said 'No, but I'll sit on your lap.'

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Originally posted by thecheat2
SUCK MY PENIS BITCH!!!
You are so obviously a 15 year old who has never had any.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
Do you also have a "World's Worst Pickup Line" ? What is it ?
"Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Saviour?"

Worst...pickup line....ever.

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Originally posted by David C
"Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Saviour?"

Worst...pickup line....ever.
Unless you happen to be at a church disco...

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I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

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"I've got a nine-inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears...."

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Originally posted by joc
"Hi, I like your shoes...wanna F$%#?"
When everyone is inebriated, this line is more effective than you may have supposed.