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OK my last chat-up line wasn't intended to be, but it worked out rather well anyway as things are progressing rather nicely with the young lady in question...

"Would you mind awfully moving your breasts out of the way so I can look at that girl's bum?"

My mate said I deserved a slap for that, thankfully she's very easy going and generally a wonderful human being!

PS Bum = ass (Quick UK -> US translation)

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The very first words my wife spoke to me, after tapping me on the shoulder were:
"I thought you'd be dressed as a nun".

Well, she is a little odd, but we have been together 9 years and married 6, so it must have worked...

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Originally posted by PawnCurry
OK my last chat-up line wasn't intended to be, but it worked out rather well anyway as things are progressing rather nicely with the young lady in question...

"Would you mind awfully moving your breasts out of the way so I can look at that girl's bum?"

My mate said I deserved a slap for that, thankfully she's very easy going and generally a wonderful human being!

PS Bum = ass (Quick UK -> US translation)
As in a line from an old English seafaring song: "If you want a bit of bum better get it from your chum. 'cause you'll get no bum from me." -Oscar Brand version

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Hi, my name is _____ and I play chess on the internet!

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'Shag?'

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Originally posted by Bowmann
'Shag?'
'Are you any good?'

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Anyone that uses these lines, and SCORES, needs to be dubbed: LAMEST PERSON TO USE A PICKUP LINE AND ACTUALLY GET SOME SEX!

These are horrible. Funny thing is, people actually fall for the okie doke. 🙄😲

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Guy - " Excuse me, do you have any (insert your country of origin here) in you?

Girl - " No"

Guy- " Do you want some?

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go up to a woman sittting down at the bar at a club

Guy " Do you want to dance?"
Girl "Yeah sure"
Guy "Good cause I want your chair"


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Guy goes up to girl says "do you want to dance?"

Girl says "no"

guy says "no, I said you look fat in those pants."

More of a comeback than a pick up line, but is a fav. of a dear friend. (poor guy)

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if we doing comback lines as well... preferable to a girl you don`t like

Girl "Does this [insert item of clothing] make me look fat?"
Guy "It`s not the [insert item of clothing]"

Girl "I lost 20lbs this week"
Guy "well if you look around your bum you might find them"

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How about Would you like to sit on my face so I can nose you?

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this one is horrible but funny

if i was a squirrel could i bust a nut in your hole?