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"Your legs must be tired...'cause you've been runnin' through my mind all night."

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Originally posted by xs
My womanizing little brother could make this work:

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

From the Bellamy Brothers Greatest Hits, Volume I (no joke)

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me)

If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel
Would you treat me like the devil tonight
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me

Now we can talk all night about the weather
Tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast
I could ask a lot of crazy questions
Or I could ask what I really want to know

If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel
Would you treat me like the devil tonight
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me

Now rain can fall so soft against the window
The sun can shine so bright up in the sky
But daddy always told me, 'Don't make small talk'
He said, 'Come on out and say what's on your mind'

If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel
Would you treat me like the devil tonight
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me

If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel
Would you treat me like the devil tonight
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me

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A rare pickup line that won't work for most ladies:

"Hi there sugar, how'd you like to blow your love snot into my meat-hankie?"

😲😲😲😲😲😲

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My wife's first line to me was:

Are you gay?

It started a good conversation, and I spent the last few years answering her question.

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Originally posted by invigorate
My wife's first line to me was:

Are you gay?

It started a good conversation, and I spent the last few years answering her question.
And you still haven't managed to convince her????

; D

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Nice shoes. Wanna f***?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
And you still haven't managed to convince her????

; D
I think as soon as she saw me dance - she knew I was straight!

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I think I heard this in a movie some time ago.. can't remember where tho:
"Excuse me, have you seen my medal of honor? I dropped it here somewhere."

Great in theory at least.

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Another trick is to inspect the girls left hand as if making sure there isn't a ring on it.

And, honestly girls, flattery (the more outrageously overdone the better) does work. Especially if its clever and original :-)

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*sigh* Guess I got one....


"Gosh, you're sexier than a rooster wearing socks!"