100 Easy Steps...

100 Easy Steps...




100 Easy Steps to achieving maximum self induced misery and self inflicted pain,

and a bare minimum of fulfillment and happiness during your life on this earth:




1. Start in childhood, imagining the whole god damn world revolves all around you.


2. Become an expert in using the third word of your vocabulary whenever possible.


3. Throw nuanced tantrums, saying 'No' to Mama & Dada to reject their authority.


4. Refuse to learn 'Please' or 'Thank you', share your toys or clean up your mess.


5. Ignore instruction in good manners. Behave like a thoughtless pig at the table.


6. In early teens avoid mowing grass or paper routes. Depend on your allowance.


7. Ask wiseacre questions in class. Forget studying homework. Get by on your wits.




8. ______________

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
100 Easy Steps...




100 Easy Steps to achieving maximum self induced misery and self inflicted pain,

and a bare minimum of fulfillment and happiness during your life on this earth:




1. Start in childhood, imagining the whole god damn world revolves all around you.


2. Become an expert in using the third word of your vocabulary when ...[text shortened]... stions in class. Forget studying homework. Get by on your wits.




8. ______________

Originally posted by Phlabibit
8. Open a GB thread

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
100 Easy Steps...




100 Easy Steps to achieving maximum self induced misery and self inflicted pain,

and a bare minimum of fulfillment and happiness during your life on this earth:




1. Start in childhood, imagining the whole god damn world revolves all around you.


2. Become an expert in using the third word of your vocabulary when ...[text shortened]... stions in class. Forget studying homework. Get by on your wits.




8. ______________

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
How about you take one easy step and throw yourself off a highway overpass into traffic?

Originally posted by Very Rusty
You should be careful what you wish on others, could wind up happening to you, "poetic justice"?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
100 Easy Steps...




100 Easy Steps to achieving maximum self induced misery and self inflicted pain,

and a bare minimum of fulfillment and happiness during your life on this earth:




1. Start in childhood, imagining the whole god damn world revolves all around you.


2. Become an expert in using the third word of your vocabulary when

7. Ask wiseacre questions in class. Forget studying homework. Get by on your wits.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
9. Strut your macho impatience, "If you won't date me Friday night, forget it."

11. Go into other peoples threads and run them down to the very lowest, that you possibly can, then puff out your chest and say, "how great am I!"

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
100 Easy Steps...




100 Easy Steps to achieving maximum self induced misery and self inflicted pain,

and a bare minimum of fulfillment and happiness during your life on this earth:




1. Start in childhood, imagining the whole god damn world revolves all around you.


2. Become an expert in using the third word of your vocabulary when stions in class. Forget studying homework. Get by on your wits.

13, Require everyone you know to be more like you. If they don't choose to do so, hurl insults at them at every opportunity.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
100 Easy Steps...




100 Easy Steps to achieving maximum self induced misery and self inflicted pain,

and a bare minimum of fulfillment and happiness during your life on this earth:




1. Start in childhood, imagining the whole god damn world revolves all around you.


2. Become an expert in using the third word...

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
14. Rebel angrily. Be different. Distinguish yourself by being like everybody else.

16. Take delicious candy from kind strangers.

Originally posted by Raven69
16. Take delicious candy from kind strangers.